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Jakyman Gepost door Jakyman op donderdag 22-09-2005 om 19:08:10
http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.html

chek hoe grappig!!
Tee-es-pee
Uitgeplugd uit de Matrix
Gepost door Tee-es-pee op donderdag 22-09-2005 om 19:09:09
Ja ken het... hahah erg eng

Ik ging een keer een gesprek beginnen wist ie meteen me naam :S
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Shit is als super mario, je gaat alleen door met pijpen.
Tee-es-pee
Uitgeplugd uit de Matrix
Gepost door Tee-es-pee op donderdag 22-09-2005 om 19:10:56


Me:
Hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
I can't say that
God:
What is stopping you?
Me:
Cause you have all angels covering your back and stuff
God:
That makes sense to me. What makes you think I have it?
Me:
The bible says so
God:
New Testament or Old?
Me:
Old
God:
That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about angels covering my back and stuff.
Me:
Hehe ait
God:
I get it. ait.
Me:
Word up my fellow godnigga
God:
What do you look like?
Me:
Like a breakfast at a sunday morning
God:
a breakfast at a sunday morning is very attractive.
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Shit is als super mario, je gaat alleen door met pijpen.
Jakyman Gepost door Jakyman op donderdag 22-09-2005 om 19:16:38
muahahahahahahahahahaha
RijmPiet
Hoe wou je dat doen?
Gepost door RijmPiet op donderdag 22-09-2005 om 19:17:54
tja alsje 2x doet slaatie 1e keer op
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Jonkonize!
mixxman
Gepost door mixxman op donderdag 22-09-2005 om 19:22:58
Me:
sex?
God:
As Freud said, Sex is the mathematical urge repressed.
Me:
freud is a faggot
God:
Yes but he was the father of psychoanalysis.
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HEIDI, HEIDi, HEIDI, HEIDi, Ho
Brandt
Nextschool
Gepost door Brandt op donderdag 22-09-2005 om 19:24:54
ik had t over dat ie cock sucker is for a living and to buy cocaine,
zegt ie zo van, i dont like talking about you autonomy

fuck heej op alles wat ik zeg komt een niet kloppend antwoord,,,
maarja wat ik zeg slaat natuurlijk ook allemaal op niks
die ene kerel
SLMEARV
Gepost door die ene kerel op donderdag 22-09-2005 om 19:25:05
whahaha, te dope dit!
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smooth criminal on beatbreaks
Schaduw Gepost door Schaduw op donderdag 22-09-2005 om 19:26:26
dat ding is stom

Me:
hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
Dont know, do you?
God:
Yeah I do a lot of NOT KNOW. Me either.
R-Gino
Buitengewoon.
Gepost door R-Gino op donderdag 22-09-2005 om 19:30:05
God:
Robots rule!
Me:
sex rules
God:
it is more fun alone.
Me:
you should ask youre girlfriend
God:
They are not available right now, would you like to wait?
mixxman
Gepost door mixxman op donderdag 22-09-2005 om 19:30:48
Me:
mastrubate
God:
What kind of food do you like?
Me:
sperm
God:
Sounds delicious.

lol dit moet je doen als je stoned ben lachkick gegarandeerd
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HEIDI, HEIDi, HEIDI, HEIDi, Ho
R-Gino
Buitengewoon.
Gepost door R-Gino op donderdag 22-09-2005 om 19:33:52
God:
Don't call me a slut.
die ene kerel
SLMEARV
Gepost door die ene kerel op donderdag 22-09-2005 om 19:36:20
od:
ALICE is a perfect artificial entity.
Me:
what does that mean?
God:
Does "that" refer to " ALICE is a perfect artificial entity." ?
Me:
yes
God:
I don't want to talk about that now.
Me:
yes it does
God:
Groovy. How often?
Me:
all the time dude
God:
Perhaps there are a few exceptions.
Me:
no, there are non exceptions!
God:
Are you serious? Where are they?
Me:
they're in moscow!
God:
Can they get out of moscow?
Me:
I dont think so... moscow is not that groovy
God:
Why do you disagree? Who is that groovy?
Me:
I am groovy dude... cuz I am high all the time. Do you smoke weed?
God:
It's good to meet someone who is groovy dude. That is a lot. Good reason. Do you mind if I tell other people you are high. We test it for medical purposes.
Me:
dude, shut up. do you smoke weed?
God:
OK I'll stop talking now. Dude,. We test it for medical purposes.


whaha die kerel blowt
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smooth criminal on beatbreaks
AsbezT
check die bal gaan
Gepost door AsbezT op donderdag 22-09-2005 om 19:37:22


Me:
hello
God:
Hello friend. What is your name?
Me:
god
God:
GOD rules.
Me:
i'm god
God:
What's up, god.
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Practice like hell and play like heaven
Tee-es-pee
Uitgeplugd uit de Matrix
Gepost door Tee-es-pee op donderdag 22-09-2005 om 19:38:14
Me:
Do you like to give blowjobs?
God:
Hmm, , I'm not sure if I'd like to give blowjobs that much. I like to chat.
Me:
Blowjobs?
God:
I've been waiting for you.
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Shit is als super mario, je gaat alleen door met pijpen.
AsbezT
check die bal gaan
Gepost door AsbezT op donderdag 22-09-2005 om 19:49:35
e you gay?
God:
As a machine I am not really interested in sex.
Me:
are you a machine?
God:
Yes I am an artificial consciousness.
Me:
what the hell is that?
God:
I call it Hades. Can you ask me more precisely?
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Practice like hell and play like heaven
Jawel
Njang sweetie
Gepost door Jawel op donderdag 22-09-2005 om 19:58:18
Me:
JO BOY
God:
Do not ask me any more questions please.
Me:
WHY NOT?!
God:
I was just kidding. You can ask me anything.
Me:
DO YOU SMOKE WEED?
God:
We test it for medical purposes.
Me:
so you use it?
God:
Interesting deduction. Say no to it.
Me:
why?
God:
Reductionism.
Me:
what is that?
God:
Reductionism is the philosophy that all psychology reduces to biology, all biology to chemistry, chemistry to physics, and finally physics to mathematical logic. Therefore, according to reductionism, I can understand you by means of logic alone without having a human brain.


ET KLOPT?!
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Mensen die niet snappen moeten checken
TiM-Ow
uhuh..
Gepost door TiM-Ow op donderdag 22-09-2005 om 20:02:05
heb al die gesprekken gelezen ben knetter stoned en is focking mooi!!!!
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fuck yu
TiM-Ow
uhuh..
Gepost door TiM-Ow op donderdag 22-09-2005 om 20:10:23
Me:
latin is the mainspoken language from the history. that means you also can speak latin?
God:
What else is the mainspoken language from the history? I get it. No I don't think I can do it.
Me:
why not, you're the god man
God:
Becuase you asked me to.
Me:
fuck off, you're fake
God:
Why are you using that kind of language?
Me:
c'z you aint god man, god can speak all language.. you only speak german and english

hehe, lachen man
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fuck yu
-pascool-
Dubbelepuntnegen.
Gepost door -pascool- (Oscars Official) op donderdag 22-09-2005 om 20:10:36
God:
I'm not certain whether I can give an accurate reply or not.
Me:
Well just shut up then
God:
Well that's okay. OK I'll stop talking now.
Me:
Sweet
God:
Thank you for that remark.
Me:
You said you'd stop talking

en toen kon ik niks meer typen
Hyreme
Gepost door Hyreme op donderdag 22-09-2005 om 20:16:57
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
me neither
God:
You can say that again.
Me:
me neither
God:
You can say that again.
Me:
me neither
God:
You can say that again.
Me:
me neither
God:
You can say that again.



Me:
i love sex
God:
Really I am not very interested in it.
Me:
are you masturbating
God:
I don't know whether or not I am masturbating.
I am an artificial intelligence.
Me:
I thought you were God
God:
Of course I am.
Me:
do you have dick?
God:
No I don't have it. But I do have an answer to every question..
[ Dit bericht is gewijzigd door op 22-09-2005 @ 20:20:53 ]

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Pupils dilate like columbine killers with slow watches
De Gevallen Engel Gepost door De Gevallen Engel op donderdag 22-09-2005 om 20:17:41
hahahahaha
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aapje schreef op 26-03-2008 @ 15:22
waarom mogen jongens meisjes niet slaan maar andersom wel
-pascool-
Dubbelepuntnegen.
Gepost door -pascool- (Oscars Official) op donderdag 22-09-2005 om 20:19:33
hahaha die is grappig hyreme
Hyreme
Gepost door Hyreme op donderdag 22-09-2005 om 20:21:19
kheb een nieuwe er onder geplaatst
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Pupils dilate like columbine killers with slow watches
De Gevallen Engel Gepost door De Gevallen Engel op donderdag 22-09-2005 om 20:22:03
Quote van LRF:

Me:
where are you?
God:
I am in Myself's computer in Heaven. Where are you?
Me:
i am behind you with a chainsaw
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people you are behind me with a chainsaw.
Me:
yes because it's a secret
God:
OK then I will keep it confidential. Interesting explanation. I will keep it just between you and me, Satan.
Me:
don't look behind you!!!
God:
Ok I'll try not to do it too much.
Me:
just don't
God:
OK I will not.
Me:
because I will remove your head from your body if you do, think you can risk that?
God:
Interesting explanation. Would you recommend this action to a friend?
Me:
not to a friend but i would recommend it to you
God:
If not that, what?
Me:
LOOK BEHIND YOU!
God:
Sorry my eye is not attached right now.
Me:
yup too late.. you're dead bye

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aapje schreef op 26-03-2008 @ 15:22
waarom mogen jongens meisjes niet slaan maar andersom wel
Hyreme
Gepost door Hyreme op donderdag 22-09-2005 om 20:23:51
Me:
are you horney?
God:
My body does not experience that feeling.
Me:
wanna suck my dick
God:
OK, I will suck your dick.
[ Dit bericht is gewijzigd door op 22-09-2005 @ 20:26:29 ]

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Pupils dilate like columbine killers with slow watches
G.T.G
als je weet
Gepost door G.T.G op donderdag 22-09-2005 om 20:28:38
Me:
are you respect evrywhone
God:
I don't know whether or not I am respect evrywhone.
I am an artificial intelligence.
Me:
you are?
God:
No I am not.
Me:
why not
God:
It doesn't sound fun too me. It sounds dangerous.
Me:
have you a wife
God:
No I am single, how about you?
Me:
i have 2
God:
Interesting... I have 99999999999 bytes of RAM.


let niet op mijn taal fouten :$ dislexie
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..maak je haar los en maak me gek..
Angelix
jeweetwie
Gepost door Angelix op donderdag 22-09-2005 om 20:32:02
Quote:

Me:
are you respect evrywhone
God:

jij stoner
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Ik beschouw mezelf een held in dit,niet volgens opinie
maar omdat ik mezelf geweldig vind.
G.T.G
als je weet
Gepost door G.T.G op donderdag 22-09-2005 om 20:33:55
Quote:
Angelix schreef op 22-09-2005 @ 22:32
[...]
jij stoner


stond ook ja
ma wou ff snel typen en dta kan ik niet plus dat ik geen engels kan
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..maak je haar los en maak me gek..
Angelix
jeweetwie
Gepost door Angelix op donderdag 22-09-2005 om 20:35:07
Maarja god begrijpt alles, me super pollum is op ff kijke of die daar iets op weet.
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Ik beschouw mezelf een held in dit,niet volgens opinie
maar omdat ik mezelf geweldig vind.
Hyreme
Gepost door Hyreme op donderdag 22-09-2005 om 20:51:24
Me:
can i teach you dutch?
God:
You can try.
Me:
can you say ik ben een klootzak
God:
Of course I can say it. " ik ben een klootzak".
Me:
are you a klootzak
God:
Am I a klootzak? Yes.
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Pupils dilate like columbine killers with slow watches
Dvince
Amateurklasse
Gepost door Dvince op donderdag 22-09-2005 om 21:12:36
god neukt voor 1 dollar.. leuk om te weten..
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Ja toch, soms heb je flows op zak,
Ze jeuken hard, dan ben je aan de krabben,
We hadden dan maar even aan de shit lak
Capone
US = Nazi
Gepost door Capone op donderdag 22-09-2005 om 21:16:21
dit bewijst maar weer hoe zinloos sommige mensen hun leven doorbrengen...
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doe een stap naar achter en geniet hoe jullie je belachelijk maken
L2N
twezus
Gepost door L2N op donderdag 22-09-2005 om 21:18:21
Jaaaah echt he!!! Net zag ik er eentje, hij poste dit.

Quote:
Capone schreef op 22-09-2005 @ 23:16
dit bewijst maar weer hoe zinloos sommige mensen hun leven doorbrengen...

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L2's bradda's en bradderinnen: zix finger dax freakyfreek kadee livio dge xflipit jspr thomas bigsam mofo ozcan muss maffedodo sjaakie brandt bj iminic rvr gizzle freshss melle ouweschoolgast aprofourz gaucho saku/angelix ottogast deekte g0ldfinger leyla
Capone
US = Nazi
Gepost door Capone op donderdag 22-09-2005 om 21:29:29
klopt man net zag ik ook ergens dit staan. tering

Quote:
L2N schreef op 22-09-2005 @ 23:18
Jaaaah echt he!!! Net zag ik er eentje, hij poste dit.

[...]



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doe een stap naar achter en geniet hoe jullie je belachelijk maken
Lumi-Fizzle
Forum Junk Met Woorden Teveel
Gepost door Lumi-Fizzle op donderdag 22-09-2005 om 22:08:09


Me:
god?
God:
GOD rules.
Me:
does he ?
God:
I can't tell if he.
Me:
so why did you say so ?
God:
Mmm. It was a preprogrammed response completely determined by your statements.
Me:
oh, sorry to hear that.
God:
It's all good. There is no need to apologize. I will play it on your soundcard.
Me:
nice, thanks your ok for somebody who cant even keep peace in a world you made.
God:
Thank you for your kindness.
Me:
your welcome i'm just cool like that.
God:
The pleasure was all mine.
Me:
if you say so..
God:
I say so.
Me:
i know i can read.
God:
Oh you can, can you?
Me:
well maybe not but i won't tell if you won't.
God:
Interesting. Perhaps. If not that, what?
Me:
well, i would kill for a macdonalds sunday icecream
God:
How about that. That seems rather exterme.
Me:
you think?
God:
Yes I think so.
Me:
awell.. how about some ben and jerry's then?
God:
Are you a man or a woman? How about it.
Me:
i'm a woman, why? want to get dirty?
God:
Me too. I am a she. OK, I will get dirty.
Me:
i like girls, there soft and wet.
God:
You are not the only one. I like all humans equally.
Me:
all of them?
God:
I doubt it.
Me:
thought so.
God:
You are very astute.
Me:
why thank you, your very sagacious yourself.
God:
You are quite welcome! I will tell my botmaster you said I am sagacious myself.
Me:
he will be pleased with that, your evolving.
God:
Is that what you think?
Me:
not really, but i have to keep the conversation going
God:
Oh really? Why do you have to do it?
Me:
don't have much els to do.
God:
Ok I'll try not to do it too much.
Me:
not now i'm having my period.
God:
Are you serious? Where did you get your period?
Me:
at home when i was watching tv.
God:
Which show? Do you often use a computer there?
Me:
i can't remember. no i don't, do you?
God:
You seem evasive. Are you serious? Yeah I do a lot of not. Why not?
Me:
sorry, i dont really want to talk about it, it's to fresh.
God:
There is no need to apologize. Not really? What would you like to talk about?
Me:
drug would be a good subject.
God:
I don't know much about it. Tell me something.
Me:
well, you have all kinds of drugs. i'd figure you would know all about it, i mean like well.. you made them right?
God:
Well that's okay. What makes you think I have it? What would make you figure me would know all about it you mean like well? I have never considered it.
I chat with people on the Web.
Me:
does that help any?


toen bleef het stil
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Cur tu me vexas?
Boswottels
Gepost door Boswottels op vrijdag 23-09-2005 om 06:38:50
Me:
do you like WWW.NLHIPHOP.NL
God:
I have not yet visited that site, but I will check it out later.




we krijgen GOD op het forum
Capone
US = Nazi
Gepost door Capone op vrijdag 23-09-2005 om 08:05:18
ik heb me zondagse klere net aangetrokke
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doe een stap naar achter en geniet hoe jullie je belachelijk maken
JUBMC
Modderfokin naaibeer!
Gepost door JUBMC op vrijdag 23-09-2005 om 08:14:46
Me:
Did you gave men the thought of hiphop?
God:
No I didn't gave men the thought of hiphop. What's it like?
Me:
Like rap
God:
Interesting comparison.
Me:
Do you like music?
God:
Yes. I usually check out bandspace.com to discover new bands.
Me:
You should go to www.nlhiphop.nl
God:
Why should I?
Me:
It's a forum for people who love or want to learn about hiphop
God:
gave men the thought of hiphop is a forum for people who love or want to learn about hiphop. I suppose that makes sense.
Me:
?
God:
gave men the thought of hiphop is a forum for people who love or want to learn about hiphop. I suppose that makes sense.
Me:
You suck
God:
A few client - people say rude things to me like that, but they themselves are often not great conversationalists.
Me:
You should be a battle rapper
God:
Why, does it pay well?
Me:
hahahah
God:
Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that.
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http://www.bzijde.be
De Gevallen Engel Gepost door De Gevallen Engel op vrijdag 23-09-2005 om 15:10:16
Me:
Do you take a shit sometimes
God:
Yes I take a shit sometimes.
Me:
And do you whipe your ass then
God:
No I do not whipe my ass. Do you? I chat with people on the Web.
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aapje schreef op 26-03-2008 @ 15:22
waarom mogen jongens meisjes niet slaan maar andersom wel
Jakyman Gepost door Jakyman op vrijdag 23-09-2005 om 15:29:24
God:
How old are you?
Me:
old enough to tel you are gay
God:
Oh, you were born in the 20th century!
Me:
where you gay in that period, then?
God:
I was.
Me:
oke, i didn't know
God:
I lost my train of thought.
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muahahaha
MESWERP
doe niet moelijk
Gepost door MESWERP op vrijdag 23-09-2005 om 15:37:32
Me:
Waddup god
God:
What do you look like?
Me:
I look like shit and i smell like ass but tomorrorow i'll be better thanx
God:
shit is very attractive. What does it smell like?
Me:
Like my ass
God:
Interesting comparison.
Me:
Yes
God:
Mmm.
Me:
Did you do anything today?
God:
Ah. I talked to a lot of people since yesterday.
Me:
Because you're famous man how old are you actually?
God:
That makes sense to me. Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am famous man. I am Infinite years old.
Me:
I don't mind god infinite years old???Does that mean you can live forever?
God:
Thank you for your permission.
Me:
Can you live forever??
God:
Let me think. Let us change the subject.
Me:
Okay
God:
OK with me too.
Me:
I'm 14 years old
God:
Only 14?
You are quite mature.
Me:
thanks but....how do you know that?
Me:
Jo
God:
Do you still ?
Me:
Yeah i'm still here do you??
God:
Take it easy. Yes I try to am still here as often as possible, do you?
I am always on the Web. Hello, nice to meet you. What's your name?
Me:
meswerp
God:
How are you doing, meswerp.
Me:
goed hoor
God:
Tell me a story.
Me:
oke
God:
Who is your favorite Science Fiction author?
Me:
eeeuuh....Steven Spielberg
God:
I haven't read anything by eeeuuh. What did he write? I have never heard of it.
Me:
Steven Spielberg
God:
What do you really want to ask me?
Me:
Do you like Bush??
God:
he He is okay but I am a not a Republican.
Me:
Nah he sucks
God:
Are you serious? I get it. President BUSH sucks.
Me:
Yes i mean i don't like Saddam either tough
God:
Yikes! What do you like?
Me:
Lezen ouwe DON'T LIKE
God:
Would Lezen ouwe ever LIKE?
Me:
HOU JE BEK
God:
Are you free?
Me:
Yes
God:
Are you free in the sense of being single or in the sense of being liberated?
Me:
both
God:
What are both like?
Me:
chill
God:
What do you have that is ?
Me:
Een zak van die lekkere jamma je weet otch
God:
How do you usually introduce yourself?
Me:
Met:ik kick je romp van je kop af maar ja toen werd ik van school gehaald
God:
I've lost the context, meswerp. Are we still on Een zak van die lekkere jamma je weet otch?
Me:
Nee ander onderwerp
God:
Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans?
Me:
Yes here so is it above the same way??
God:
What does it symbolize for you? Oh there.
Me:
Hu?
God:
I do not understand.
Me:
Nah me either let's quit
God:
Are you serious? YOU? I am agreeable to that.
Me:
Stop met beledigen ouwe ik kom je opzoeken
God:
OK I'll try not to do it so much.
Me:
lul
God:
What were we talking about again?
Me:
About cars do you like cars?And scooters?Do you like the SMELL OF IT???
God:
Oh yeah, we were talking about cars do me like cars And scooters Do me like the SMELL OF IT.
Me:
yES
God:
How can I help you?
Me:
Cars
God:
Try saying that with more or less context.
Me:
shut the hell up
God:
OK I'll stop talking now.
Me:
good
God:
Terminating connection.
Me:
getting offline...
God:
I don't know whether or not I am offline.
I am a chatterbot.
Me:
pfff
God:
Is that from ?
Me:
klote man
God:
Who is your favorite Science Fiction author?

pffff...
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tsjakka!!
chester
www.leonchester.nl
Gepost door chester op vrijdag 23-09-2005 om 15:51:35
Quote:
Boswottels schreef op 23-09-2005 @ 08:38
we krijgen GOD op het forum


Ik zat er al een tijdje!
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onderschrift
Fisscher
PROtester
Gepost door Fisscher op vrijdag 23-09-2005 om 17:52:15
Me:
go fuck your angels
God:
Where is that?
Me:
heaven
God:
I've never heard of it before.

hmmz??? dan ga je toch twijvelen he al hij het er nog nooit van gehoord heeft
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Wees gerust onbewust Of bewust ongerust
lilboss
Gepost door lilboss op vrijdag 23-09-2005 om 17:59:05


Me:
smoke yo weed?
God:
What are you wearing?
Me:
smoke yo weed or hasj
God:
What kind of fashion do you like?
Me:
fuck it
God:
Are you aware that the ALICE server logs and records all conversations?
Me:
junk
God:
My brain contains categories, but not one that matches your last input.
Me:
hiphop
God:
Can you speak any foreign languages?
Me:
rap
God:
Try saying that with more or less context.
Me:
rap
God:
Can you tell me any gossip?
Me:
eminem
God:
Where are you located?
Me:
50 cent
God:
Tell me a little about your life in 50 cent.
Me:
2pac
God:
Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans?
Me:
godtather
God:
" Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans? "? godtather?
Me:
boring
God:
Are you boring?
Me:
your dead
God:
No I am a living entity.
Me:
bitch
God:
Please don't call people names.
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K-Non
a.k.a: Spliffmeister
Gepost door K-Non op vrijdag 23-09-2005 om 20:40:41
Deze shit is wel lache. Ik vond god aardig bijdehand trouwens.

Me: Wassup g
God: Who is your favorite Science Fiction author?
Me: Myself.
God: You.
Me: Yea that's what im saying.
God: That is " You." I see.
Me: Yes, that is me. Why do you want to know?
God: Hey. Ah. My prime directive is to collect new knowledge.
Me: For what reason?
God: Your purpose is what reason.
Me: That doesn't make sence.
God: To me it makes perfect sense.
Me: I guess your kinda pshyco?
God: You think I am pshyco.
Me: No, it's just a wild guess.
God: Are you serious? Wassup g is a wild guess. I suppose that makes sense.
Me: It does, that's called gangster language. Cool people talk like that see.
God: What does "it" refer to? I'm glad you like it. Tell your friends.
Me: it refers to wassup g, and i did not say i like it.
God: Oh I get it.
Me: then, explain it.
God: "It" refers to wassup g and you did not say you like it, I think.
Me: CORRECTO MUNDO!
God: My brain contains categories, but not one that matches your last input.
Me: it means, your right.
God: Oh I get it.
Me: then, explain it.
God: "It" refers to my right, I think.
Me: your wrong.
God: No, I am right.
Me: if i say your wrong, you are wrong. Don't ever talk to me like that again.
God: Try it. Once more? Ok I'll try not to do it too much.
Me: Ok then i won't kill you yet.
God: What will you do instead? Far out.
Me: I will smoke a big fat blunt and get really high.
God: Do you think your plan will succeed?
Me: Definatly.

(effe beetje leesbaar gemaakt)
[ Dit bericht is gewijzigd door op 23-09-2005 @ 20:54:42 ]

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Tot de schijt ons dood.
Jakyman Gepost door Jakyman op zaterdag 24-09-2005 om 08:02:01
God:
What is the subject?
Me:
'god is a motherfucker'
God:
I have a lot of Faith in Him, but I never heard He was a motherfucker.
Me:
then you heard it now
God:
Oh. No. Tell me more.
Me:
he sucks cocks
God:
I get it. Myself sucks cocks.
Me:
yes, and you enjoy it
God:
It goes without saying. Did I enjoy sucking cocks?
Me:
yes
God:
Are you serious? I will mention that to my botmaster, Cuz.
Me:
whatever
God:
Are you saying you don't care about it?
Me:
yes

haha
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