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Slugger-D
Moeder.
Gepost door Slugger-D op vrijdag 28-10-2005 om 15:19:37
hahaha ik heb me echt helemaal kapot gelachen.
is op een cybersex chat, en deze gast heeft die eckte fantazién.

www.distortedprism.com/text/bloodcyber.html



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Bloodninja: Ok baby, we got to hurry, I don't know how long I can keep it ready for you.
j_gurli13: thats ok. ok i'm a japanese schoolgirl, what r u.
Bloodninja: A Rhinocerus. Well, hung like one, thats for sure.
j_gurli13: haha, ok lets go.
j_gurli13: i put my hand through ur hair, and kiss u on the neck.
Bloodninja: I stomp the ground, and snort, to alert you that you are in my breeding territory.
j_gurli13: haha, ok, u know that turns me on.
j_gurli13: i start unbuttoning ur shirt.
Bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't wear shirts.
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HAHAHAAHH
[ Dit bericht is gewijzigd door op 28-10-2005 @ 15:20:32 ]

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ik breek brood, cake ook. ik word wakker rond een uur of 12 en ben nog steeds stoned.
Arihasj
skip mijn eigen intro's
Gepost door Arihasj op vrijdag 28-10-2005 om 15:23:18
haha is wel lachen
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Wu, Tang, Wu, Tang, Wu, Tang, Wu, Tang
Wu, Tang, Wu, Tang, Wu, Tang, it's on your brain
V.I.P.
California dreamin'
Gepost door V.I.P. op vrijdag 28-10-2005 om 15:24:12

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I've tried Shakespeare, respect due dere
But did is de stuff I like
Slugger-D
Moeder.
Gepost door Slugger-D op vrijdag 28-10-2005 om 15:25:07
haahahha deze is echt lauw.





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Bloodninja: Baby, I been havin a tough night so treat me nice aight?
BritneySpears14: Aight.
Bloodninja: Slip out of those pants baby, yeah.
BritneySpears14: I slip out of my pants, just for you, Bloodninja.
Bloodninja: Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat.
BritneySpears14: Oh, I like to play dress up.
Bloodninja: Me too baby.
BritneySpears14: I kiss you softly on your chest.
Bloodninja: I cast Lvl 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman.
BritneySpears14: Hey...
Bloodninja: I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl 8 Penis of the Infinite.
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ik breek brood, cake ook. ik word wakker rond een uur of 12 en ben nog steeds stoned.
Jos de Boss
Jops
Gepost door Jos de Boss op vrijdag 28-10-2005 om 15:29:07
Whahaha slugger komt met die eckte sjit.

Die hierboven wou ik ook al posten.

Ik ga echt kapot van 't lachen hier.
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Jos de Boss
Jos de Boss
Jops
Gepost door Jos de Boss op vrijdag 28-10-2005 om 15:29:52
Check deze:

Quote:
BritneySpears14: Ok, are you ready?
eminemBNJA: Aight, yeah I'm ready.
BritneySpears14: I like your music Em... Tee hee.
eminemBNJA: huh huh, yeah, I make it for the ladies.
BritneySpears14: Mmm, we like it a lot. Let me show you.
BritneySpears14: I take off your pants, slowly, and massage your muscular physique.
eminemBNJA: Oh I like that Baby. I put on my robe and wizard hat.
BritneySpears14: What the f**k, I told you not to message me again.
eminemBNJA: Oh s**t
BritneySpears14: I swear if you do it one more time I'm gonna report your ISP and say you were sending me kiddie porn you f((k up.
eminemBNJA: Oh s((t
eminemBNJA: damn I gotta write down your names or something





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Jos de Boss
Slugger-D
Moeder.
Gepost door Slugger-D op vrijdag 28-10-2005 om 15:34:37
hahahaha ofniet.

of met sweety kenker lang gesprek, die dikke hahaha die is pas lachen.




deze ook
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Wellhung: Hello, Sweetheart. What do you look like?
Sweetheart: I am wearing a red silk blouse, a miniskirt and high heels. I work out every day, I'm toned and perfect. My measurements are 36-24-36. What do you look like?
Wellhung: I'm 6'3" and about 280 pounds.I wear glasses and I have on a pair of blue sweat pants I just bought from Walmart.I'm also wearing a T-shirt with a few spots of barbecue sauce on it from dinner...it smells funny.

haahha
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ik breek brood, cake ook. ik word wakker rond een uur of 12 en ben nog steeds stoned.
Jos de Boss
Jops
Gepost door Jos de Boss op vrijdag 28-10-2005 om 15:37:49
Hahaha . Die met Sweet17 is ook master hoor, Dat 'ie zegt dat 'ie wordt gezocht door de politie enzo. Daar lach ik echt om in een deuk.
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Jos de Boss
V.I.P.
California dreamin'
Gepost door V.I.P. op vrijdag 28-10-2005 om 15:41:55
Quote:
Bloodninja: Wanna cyber?
DirtyKate: K, but don't tell anybody
DirtyKate: Who are you?
Bloodninja: I've got blond hair, blue eyes, I work out a lot
Bloodninja: And I have a part time job delivering for Papa John's in my Geo Storm.
DirtyKate: You sound sexy.. I bet you want me in the back of your car..
Bloodninja: Maybe some other time. You should call up Papa John's and make an order
DirtyKate: Haha! OK
DirtyKate: Hello! I'd like an extra-EXTRA large pizza just dripping with sauce.
Bloodninja: Well, first they would say, "Hello, this is Papa John's, how may I help you", then they tell you the specials, and then you would make your order. So that's an X-Large. What toppings do you want?
DirtyKate: I want everything, baby!
Bloodninja: Is this a delivery?
DirtyKate: Umm...Yes
DirtyKate: So you're bringing the pizza to my house now? Cause I'm home alone... and I think I'll take a shower...
Bloodninja: Good. It will take about fifteen minutes to cook, and then I'll drive to your house.
**pause**
DirtyKate:I'm almost finished with my shower... Hurry up!
Bloodninja: You can't hurry good pizza.
Bloodninja: I'm on my way now though
**pause**
DirtyKate: So you're at my front door now.
Bloodninja: How did you know?
Bloodninja: I knock but you can't hear me cause you're in the shower. So I let myself in, and walk inside. I put the pizza down on your coffee table.
Bloodninja: Are you ready to get nasty, baby? I'm as hot as a pizza oven
DirtyKate: ooohh yeah. I step out of the shower and I'm all wet and cold. Warm me up baby
Bloodninja: So you're still in the bathroom?
DirtyKate: Yeah, I'm wrapping a towel around myself.
Bloodninja: I can no longer resist the pizza. I open the box and unzip my pants with my other hand. As I penetrate the gooey cheese, I moan in ecstacy. The mushrooms and Italian sausage are rough, but the sauce is deliciously soothing. I blow my load in seconds. As you leave the bathroom, I exit through the front door....
DirtyKate: What the fuck?
DirtyKate: You perverted piece of s**t
DirtyKate: F**k


whahaha
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I've tried Shakespeare, respect due dere
But did is de stuff I like
Slugger-D
Moeder.
Gepost door Slugger-D op vrijdag 28-10-2005 om 15:43:19
hahaah echt de bom jongen,blijft grappig.
normaal lach ik nooit hardop als ik iets ''lees'',meestal glimlach ofzo ,maar bij deze hield ik het niet meer bij sommige.
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ik breek brood, cake ook. ik word wakker rond een uur of 12 en ben nog steeds stoned.
MC Notorious
noto
Gepost door MC Notorious op vrijdag 28-10-2005 om 15:46:56
whahahahahaha
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_ I just wanna chill and twist a lot _
V.I.P.
California dreamin'
Gepost door V.I.P. op vrijdag 28-10-2005 om 15:48:31
Quote:
Slugger-D~ schreef op 28-10-2005 @ 17:43
hahaah echt de bom jongen,blijft grappig.
normaal lach ik nooit hardop als ik iets ''lees'',meestal glimlach ofzo ,maar bij deze hield ik het niet meer bij sommige.


idd, had ik ook

die met die piraat is ook cool btw
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I've tried Shakespeare, respect due dere
But did is de stuff I like
Jos de Boss
Jops
Gepost door Jos de Boss op vrijdag 28-10-2005 om 15:49:20
Hahaha echt hoor, deze shit is meesterlijk. Wat slugger al zegt, normaal gesproken lach ik nooit hardop als ik iets lees, ik alleen bij dirk-jan strips. Maar hierbij moest ik echt vet hard lachen. Jammer dat 't niet zoveel gesprekken zijn.
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Jos de Boss
V.I.P.
California dreamin'
Gepost door V.I.P. op dinsdag 01-11-2005 om 18:42:12
beter tjekken jullie deze tori allemaal nog ff, hij is echt te grappig
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I've tried Shakespeare, respect due dere
But did is de stuff I like
Huussuh Gepost door Huussuh op dinsdag 01-11-2005 om 18:46:41
Hehehehhehehehe, jeezes wat een idioten

Bloodninja: Wanna cyber?
DirtyKate: K, but don't tell anybody
DirtyKate: Who are you?
Bloodninja: I've got blond hair, blue eyes, I work out a lot
Bloodninja: And I have a part time job delivering for Papa John's in my Geo Storm.
DirtyKate: You sound sexy.. I bet you want me in the back of your car..
Bloodninja: Maybe some other time. You should call up Papa John's and make an order
DirtyKate: Haha! OK
DirtyKate: Hello! I'd like an extra-EXTRA large pizza just dripping with sauce.
Bloodninja: Well, first they would say, "Hello, this is Papa John's, how may I help you", then they tell you the specials, and then you would make your order. So that's an X-Large. What toppings do you want?
DirtyKate: I want everything, baby!
Bloodninja: Is this a delivery?
DirtyKate: Umm...Yes
DirtyKate: So you're bringing the pizza to my house now? Cause I'm home alone... and I think I'll take a shower...
Bloodninja: Good. It will take about fifteen minutes to cook, and then I'll drive to your house.
**pause**
DirtyKate:I'm almost finished with my shower... Hurry up!
Bloodninja: You can't hurry good pizza.
Bloodninja: I'm on my way now though
**pause**
DirtyKate: So you're at my front door now.
Bloodninja: How did you know?
Bloodninja: I knock but you can't hear me cause you're in the shower. So I let myself in, and walk inside. I put the pizza down on your coffee table.
Bloodninja: Are you ready to get nasty, baby? I'm as hot as a pizza oven
DirtyKate: ooohh yeah. I step out of the shower and I'm all wet and cold. Warm me up baby
Bloodninja: So you're still in the bathroom?
DirtyKate: Yeah, I'm wrapping a towel around myself.
Bloodninja: I can no longer resist the pizza. I open the box and unzip my pants with my other hand. As I penetrate the gooey cheese, I moan in ecstacy. The mushrooms and Italian sausage are rough, but the sauce is deliciously soothing. I blow my load in seconds. As you leave the bathroom, I exit through the front door....
DirtyKate: What the fuck?
DirtyKate: You perverted piece of s**t
DirtyKate: F**k
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dap schreef op 08-11-2010 @ 17:52
over 2 maanden weet ik al niet meer wie huussuh is.
Hyreme
Gepost door Hyreme op dinsdag 01-11-2005 om 18:49:04
dit is echt te grappig gewoon wuahahahahahah
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Pupils dilate like columbine killers with slow watches
Crunx Gepost door Crunx op dinsdag 01-11-2005 om 18:51:39
whahahahahaha
Hyreme
Gepost door Hyreme op dinsdag 01-11-2005 om 18:53:40
die pizza is gewoon de vetste
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Pupils dilate like columbine killers with slow watches
Huussuh Gepost door Huussuh op dinsdag 01-11-2005 om 18:54:09
Oh shit, ik postte dezelfde als VIP
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dap schreef op 08-11-2010 @ 17:52
over 2 maanden weet ik al niet meer wie huussuh is.
V.I.P.
California dreamin'
Gepost door V.I.P. op dinsdag 01-11-2005 om 18:55:09
niks mis mee, betekent gewoon dat je een goed gevoel voor humor hebt
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I've tried Shakespeare, respect due dere
But did is de stuff I like
Crunx Gepost door Crunx op dinsdag 01-11-2005 om 18:59:51
whahahaa, chek deze :


sweet17: Hi
Bloodninja: hello
Bloodninja: who is this?
sweet17: just a someone?
Bloodninja: A someone I know?
sweet17: nope
Bloodninja: Then why the hell are you bothering me?
sweet17: well sorrrrrry
sweet17: I just wanted to chat with you
Bloodninja: why?
sweet17: nevermind your an jerk
Bloodninja: Hey wait a minute
sweet17: yes?
Bloodninja: look I'm sorry. I'm just a little paranoid
sweet17: paranoid?
Bloodninja: yes
sweet17: of what?
sweet17: me?
Bloodninja: No. I'm in hiding.
sweet17: LOL
Bloodninja: Don't f**king laugh at me!
Bloodninja: This s**t is serious!
sweet17: What are you hiding from?
Bloodninja: The cops.
sweet17: gimme a f**king break
Bloodninja: I'm serious.
sweet17: I don't get it
Bloodninja: The cops are after me.
sweet17: For what?
Bloodninja: I'm wanted in three states
sweet17: For???
Bloodninja: It's kind of embarrasing.
Bloodninja: I had sex with a turkey.
Bloodninja: Hello?
sweet17: You are f**king sick.
AsbezT
check die bal gaan
Gepost door AsbezT op dinsdag 01-11-2005 om 19:02:31
kerel is zalig

[Qoute]
Bloodninja: Just send it through here.
sweet17: alright *PIC*
sweet17: Did you get it?
Bloodninja: Hold on. I'm looking.
sweet17: That was me back in may
sweet17: I've lost weight since then.
Bloodninja: I hope so
sweet17: what?!?
sweet17: that hurt my feelings.
Bloodninja: Did it?
sweet17: Yes. I'm not that much smaller than that now.
Bloodninja: Will it make you feel better if I send you my picture?
sweet17: yes
Bloodninja: Alright let me find it.
sweet17: kks
Bloodninja: Okay here it is. *PIC*
sweet17: this isn't you.
Bloodninja: I'll be damned if it ain't!
sweet17: You don't look like that.
Bloodninja: How the hell do you know?
sweet17: cause your profile has another picture.
Bloodninja: The profile pic is a fake.
Bloodninja: I use it to hide from the cops.
sweet17: You look like the Farm Fresh guy lol
Bloodninja: Well, you look like you ATE the Farm Fresh guy....
Bloodninja: Not to mention all the groceries.
sweet17: Go f**k yourself
Bloodninja: I was going to until I saw that picture
Bloodninja: Now my unit won't get hard for a week.
sweet17: I shouldn't have sent you that picture.
sweet17: You've done nothing but slam me.
sweet17: you hurt me.
Bloodninja: And calling me the Farm Fresh guy doesn't hurt me?
sweet17: I thought you were bullcrapping me!
Bloodninja: Why would I do that?
sweet17: I can't believe that cops are after you
Bloodninja: I can't believe Santa lets you sit on his lap..
sweet17: F((K YOU!!!
Bloodninja: You'd break both of his legs.
sweet17: You're a F**KING A**HOLE!
sweet17: I've been teased my whole life because of my weight
sweet17: and you make fun of me when you don't even know me
Bloodninja: Ok. I'm sorry.
sweet17: No you aren't
Bloodninja: You're right. I'm not.
Bloodninja: HAARRRRR!
sweet17: I'm done with you
Bloodninja: Aww. I'm sorry.
sweet17: I'm putting you on ignore
[/quote]
[ Dit bericht is gewijzigd door op 01-11-2005 @ 19:15:51 ]

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Practice like hell and play like heaven
__cLePtO__
Gepost door __cLePtO__ op woensdag 02-11-2005 om 10:18:57
Partner6: So you're really a 18 yr old girl right?
J-Dogg: Yeah, J for Julie.
Partner6: So whats with the "Dogg"
J-Dogg: Uh, It's cause I'm into the latina gangs and shit. You know, rollin with tha homies and shit.
Partner6: Oh, uh ok thats cool. So you ever seen a gun?
J-Dogg: Yeah like I got 6 guns.
Partner6: Thats cool, so you wanna see my gun?
J-Dogg: hehe, of course baby.
Partner6: I pull off my pants and show you my "gun".
J-Dogg: Ohh, it's so big.
Partner6: Yeah, what you want to do?
J-Dogg: Umm, i guess stroke it or something.
Partner6: It likes that.
J-Dogg: aight.
Partner6: Keep talking to me baby...
J-Dogg: I kiss you on the mouth, hard, but then gently.
Partner6: Mmmm, daddy like.
J-Dogg: I unzip my pants...
Partner6: Yes, show me what you got.
J-Dogg: I pull out my schlong, and rub it on your breasts...
Partner6: WTF?!
J-Dogg: Oh s**t, I meant, your schlong! your schlong!
Partner6: I've had it with you queers trying to cyber me, I only f**k women...
J-Dogg: S**it just don't shoot me man, I wasn't serious about the guns I have, I'm unarmed!
Partner6: You dips**t.
J-Dogg: I whimper to myself...
J-Dogg: please don't shoot me Mr.
[ Dit bericht is gewijzigd door op 02-11-2005 @ 13:03:31 ]

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www.grasshopper-glanerbrug.com
De Gevallen Engel Gepost door De Gevallen Engel op woensdag 02-11-2005 om 10:25:44
hahahahhaa
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aapje schreef op 26-03-2008 @ 15:22
waarom mogen jongens meisjes niet slaan maar andersom wel
Darnold
Official COD Junkie
Gepost door Darnold op woensdag 02-11-2005 om 10:41:20
hahaha dr zitten echt mega grappige stukjes tussen
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Toen de partysquad nog geen bazen maar werknemers waren - Gele Haas
AsbezT
check die bal gaan
Gepost door AsbezT op woensdag 02-11-2005 om 12:55:10
ze noemen hem die bloodninja legend
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Practice like hell and play like heaven
Hyreme
Gepost door Hyreme op woensdag 02-11-2005 om 12:59:45
het is toch niet zo moeilijk om zulke dingen te bedenke?
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Pupils dilate like columbine killers with slow watches
Boswottels
Gepost door Boswottels op woensdag 02-11-2005 om 14:53:14
Jdogg: I am completely inside of you. You are my dick puppet. I put on a little play.
QT-Pie: This is weird. I should go.
Jdogg: I drop you on the ground, and lay a stripe down your back.
QT-Pie: A stripe?
Jdogg: I need a sandwich.
QT-Pie: You're a freak.
Jdogg: I was great. You loved it.
omebob
AFCA
Gepost door omebob op woensdag 02-11-2005 om 15:56:44
Bloodninja: I make some toast and eat it off your ass. Land O' Lakes butter all in your crack. Mmmm.
Sarah19fca: you like that?
Bloodninja: I peel some bananas
Sarah19fca: Oh, what are you gonna do with those?
Bloodninja: get me peanuts. Peanuts from the ballpark.
Sarah19fca: Peanuts?
Bloodninja: Ken Griffey Jr. Yeaaaaahhh.
Sarah19fca: What are you talking about?
Bloodninja: I'm spent, I jump down into the alley and smoke a fatty. I throw rocks at the cats.
Sarah19fca: This is stupid.
Bloodninja: Stone Cold Steve Austin gives me some beer.
Bloodninja: Wanna Wrestle Stone Cold?
Bloodninja: Yeeaahhhh.
Sarah19fca: /ignore
Bloodninja: Its cool stone cold she was a bitch anyway.
Bloodninja: We get on harleys and ride into the sunset.

kom er maar is op ?
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forever young! afca cbs..
omebob
AFCA
Gepost door omebob op woensdag 02-11-2005 om 16:08:13
Boy: I turn you around to lick your asshole.
Boy: I pry apart that battleship you call your ass.
Boy: I see shit nuggets hanging from the hair around your asshole.
Girl: WTF?!?!?
Boy: They stink really bad.
Girl: OMG STOP!!!
Boy: I start to get fed up with your ugly ass
Boy: I tear off your wooden peg leg.
Boy: I ram it up your ass.
Girl: YOURE A FUCKING PYSCHO!!
Boy: Then I pour hot carmel over your head.
Boy: And turn you into a fucking candy apple...
Boy: I kick you in the face!
Girl: FUCK YOU ASSHOLE!!
Boy: The celluloid from your cheeks hits the side of the cabin...
Boy: Your parrot flys away.
Boy: ...going limp again.
Boy: Hello?
Boy: Say it!
Boy: HAARRRRRR!!!!!

googlenderwijs op meerdere shit van die kerel terecht gekomen hahaha te lijp voor woorden dit
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forever young! afca cbs..
Slugger-D
Moeder.
Gepost door Slugger-D op woensdag 02-11-2005 om 17:39:38
paas link gek!
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ik breek brood, cake ook. ik word wakker rond een uur of 12 en ben nog steeds stoned.
omebob
AFCA
Gepost door omebob op woensdag 02-11-2005 om 17:43:36
http://www.google.nl/search?hl=nl&q=bloodninja&meta=

enjoy

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forever young! afca cbs..
V.I.P.
California dreamin'
Gepost door V.I.P. op dinsdag 24-04-2007 om 17:52:48
sorry voor het kicken, maar dit topic is echt geweldig
en ik denk dat veel mensen het nog niet gelezen hebben
moest er laatst toevallig weer aan denken

edit:ow, die link werkt niet meer, moet je gewoon de stukjes tekst lezen die gequote staan
[ Dit bericht is gewijzigd door op 24-04-2007 @ 17:53:33 ]

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I've tried Shakespeare, respect due dere
But did is de stuff I like
Finger
Gepost door Finger op dinsdag 24-04-2007 om 18:05:40
Quote:
Huussuh schreef op 01-11-2005 @ 19:46
Hehehehhehehehe, jeezes wat een idioten

Bloodninja: Wanna cyber?
DirtyKate: K, but don't tell anybody
DirtyKate: Who are you?
Bloodninja: I've got blond hair, blue eyes, I work out a lot
Bloodninja: And I have a part time job delivering for Papa John's in my Geo Storm.
DirtyKate: You sound sexy.. I bet you want me in the back of your car..
Bloodninja: Maybe some other time. You should call up Papa John's and make an order
DirtyKate: Haha! OK
DirtyKate: Hello! I'd like an extra-EXTRA large pizza just dripping with sauce.
Bloodninja: Well, first they would say, "Hello, this is Papa John's, how may I help you", then they tell you the specials, and then you would make your order. So that's an X-Large. What toppings do you want?
DirtyKate: I want everything, baby!
Bloodninja: Is this a delivery?
DirtyKate: Umm...Yes
DirtyKate: So you're bringing the pizza to my house now? Cause I'm home alone... and I think I'll take a shower...
Bloodninja: Good. It will take about fifteen minutes to cook, and then I'll drive to your house.
**pause**
DirtyKate:I'm almost finished with my shower... Hurry up!
Bloodninja: You can't hurry good pizza.
Bloodninja: I'm on my way now though
**pause**
DirtyKate: So you're at my front door now.
Bloodninja: How did you know?
Bloodninja: I knock but you can't hear me cause you're in the shower. So I let myself in, and walk inside. I put the pizza down on your coffee table.
Bloodninja: Are you ready to get nasty, baby? I'm as hot as a pizza oven
DirtyKate: ooohh yeah. I step out of the shower and I'm all wet and cold. Warm me up baby
Bloodninja: So you're still in the bathroom?
DirtyKate: Yeah, I'm wrapping a towel around myself.
Bloodninja: I can no longer resist the pizza. I open the box and unzip my pants with my other hand. As I penetrate the gooey cheese, I moan in ecstacy. The mushrooms and Italian sausage are rough, but the sauce is deliciously soothing. I blow my load in seconds. As you leave the bathroom, I exit through the front door....
DirtyKate: What the fuck?
DirtyKate: You perverted piece of s**t
DirtyKate: F**k


Hehe deze is echt zoooo dope.
Do-P
!Ongelegen!
Gepost door Do-P op dinsdag 24-04-2007 om 18:08:21
Zeker wel grappig dit!
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L2N: "quoten is voor homo's"
BigSam
Vitamine-E
Gepost door BigSam op dinsdag 24-04-2007 om 18:08:36
ghaha dit heb ik al is een keer gelezen ja
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Ik zit vast in een lift
Bigfoot
Wack
Gepost door Bigfoot op dinsdag 24-04-2007 om 18:12:18
sweet17: Go f**k yourself
Bloodninja: I was going to until I saw that picture
Bloodninja: Now my unit won't get hard for a week.
sweet17: I shouldn't have sent you that picture.
sweet17: You've done nothing but slam me.
sweet17: you hurt me.
Bloodninja: And calling me the Farm Fresh guy doesn't hurt me?
sweet17: I thought you were bullcrapping me!
Bloodninja: Why would I do that?
sweet17: I can't believe that cops are after you
Bloodninja: I can't believe Santa lets you sit on his lap..
sweet17: F((K YOU!!!
Bloodninja: You'd break both of his legs.
sweet17: You're a F**KING A**HOLE!

Die is geniaal
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argh
Mindstate
Gepost door Mindstate op dinsdag 24-04-2007 om 18:22:05
Oh shit dit is meesterlijk
Gaucho
bijna niet human
Gepost door Gaucho op dinsdag 24-04-2007 om 18:27:24
hahaha fantastisch dit
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beng!
V.I.P.
California dreamin'
Gepost door V.I.P. op dinsdag 24-04-2007 om 18:28:46
Quote:
evil_sarah: So you like bbws?
VictimX4: Nope...I Luv BBW"S...;o)))
evil_sarah: You're sort of cute.
VictimX4: ThanXXX...;o)))
VictimX4: Am Truly Honored...
evil_sarah: You look like you really know how to handle a woman like me.
VictimX4: 24/7...........;o)))
evil_sarah: So what would you do to me if I was there right now?
VictimX4: cover you in cane syrup and start licking you from your toes up to your ears...
evil_sarah: Mmmmm. That sounds good. Then what?
VictimX4: rub you down with baby oil and make HOT SLIPPERY LOVE to You For Hours...
evil_sarah: I only have 5 toes.
evil_sarah: Is that a problem for you?
VictimX4: is ok with me...
evil_sarah: Ok.
evil_sarah: I lost one of my legs in Desert Storm.
evil_sarah: They didn't show any of it on CNN, but it was hell over there.
evil_sarah: I was really in the shit.
VictimX4: am a vet also...
evil_sarah: yeah. From what war?
VictimX4: Nam Era...
evil_sarah: Really?
evil_sarah: You kill a lot of gooks over there?
VictimX4: some...was in Armor...a Tanker...
evil_sarah: You kill any women and children?
VictimX4: not that I Know of...
evil_sarah: I did.
evil_sarah: I hit them with the flame thrower.
evil_sarah: They tried to tell me they were civilians but I knew better.
evil_sarah: So I torched them.
evil_sarah: One of them threw a grenade and blew off one of my legs.
VictimX4: was pretty lucky...came back "Almost" like I left...
evil_sarah: What do you mean "Almost"?
VictimX4: still think about tymes...there...but ok Physically...
evil_sarah: Yeah? Did you ever make a neclace out of ears?
VictimX4: you never really forget...
evil_sarah: I did.
VictimX4: no...tried very hard to keep my Sanity...
evil_sarah: I still have a finger neclace that I wear every day.
evil_sarah: It stunk for a while but now it's just like a bunch of beef jerky.
VictimX4: did not get to bring anything back...
evil_sarah: They didn't want to let me keep it on the transport back so I had to hide it in my ass.
evil_sarah: It hurt. The fingernails kept scratching me.
evil_sarah: Let's not talk about those times.
evil_sarah: You were just about to oil up my stump.
VictimX4: ok...
evil_sarah: Keep going. Tell me what you would do next.
VictimX4: completely lost the mode...sorry...
VictimX4: mood...
evil_sarah: Come on. Pretend I'm one of those Saigon whores.
VictimX4: mind kinda wonders off to those tymes...
VictimX4: they were not really all that hot...alll skin and bones...
VictimX4: not cuddly at all...
evil_sarah: Tell me I'm a slut and pull my hair.
VictimX4: I like to do that...;o)))
evil_sarah: What's up with that link on your profile? You have herpes?
VictimX4: yes...one thing I did get to bring back...
evil_sarah: I got it too from Kuwait.
evil_sarah: No big deal. I can deal with it.
VictimX4: me also...
evil_sarah: Does yours itch?
VictimX4: am pretty lucky...only a few tymes a yr...
evil_sarah: Sometimes i can't tell if it's the herpes or the vaginosis. But it itches like crazy.
evil_sarah: It smells horrible too. Like a burning tire.
evil_sarah: So come on. You were in the middle of oiling me up.
evil_sarah: Let's get it on.
VictimX4: Sorry ...maybe some other tyme...maybe???
evil_sarah: No. Come on. You got me all excited now.
evil_sarah: Don't you want to have cyber sex with me?
VictimX4: can not concentrate right now...
evil_sarah: Why not?
evil_sarah: You're not having flashbacks to the Nam are you?
VictimX4: not really flashbacks...just bad memeories
evil_sarah: Like what?
evil_sarah: You hearing voices?
evil_sarah: You got gooks in the peremiter?
VictimX4: you always hear their voices and see their faces...but worst yet is when the faces
VictimX4: you see is their Death Face...not when they were alive...
evil_sarah: Oh yeah. Now your're getting me hot. Keep going.
evil_sarah: I'm sucking on one of the fingers from my neclace right now. Hello?
VictimX4: have to hit the showers. Got to get up for work tomorrow.
evil_sarah: No don't go!
evil_sarah: I'm almost finished.
evil_sarah: I'm fingering my self with one of the bigger ones from my neclace.
VictimX4: don't have tyme
evil_sarah: This fuckign vaginosois. Makes it look like it's covered with cottage cheese.
VictimX4: sounds nice. Bye.
evil_sarah: You pussy!
evil_sarah: A real man would at least finish a woman off.
evil_sarah: You have no backbone.
VictimX4: But I love you! You are a bbw!!
evil_sarah: That's why you couldn't bring yourself to torch those women and kids In the Nam.
evil_sarah: I once burned a kid to death with a pack of matched
evil_sarah: because my flamethrower was out of gas.
VictimX4: Bye.
evil_sarah: I smuggled one guy's brains back in a mayonnaise jar.
evil_sarah: I put it on crackers and eat it at special occasions.
VictimX4: You're sick. Goodbye.
evil_sarah: Mostly on Holidays. I don't have much left.
evil_sarah: Are you still there?
evil_sarah: ANSWER ME!


dat over die vinger
[ Dit bericht is gewijzigd door op 24-04-2007 @ 18:44:12 ]

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I've tried Shakespeare, respect due dere
But did is de stuff I like
mixxman
Gepost door mixxman op dinsdag 24-04-2007 om 18:43:12
sweet17: You look like the Farm Fresh guy lol
Bloodninja: Well, you look like you ATE the Farm Fresh guy....




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HEIDI, HEIDi, HEIDI, HEIDi, Ho
Thomas
: 9
Gepost door Thomas op dinsdag 24-04-2007 om 19:02:42
Hehe king dit.
MTijn
whut!?
Gepost door MTijn op dinsdag 24-04-2007 om 19:06:29
Hehe ik heb echt veelsteveel gelezen
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Thou shalt remember that guns, bitches and bling were never part of the four elements and never will be.
FreakyFreek
Teringhond & Co.
Gepost door FreakyFreek op dinsdag 24-04-2007 om 19:28:16
wel grappig dat ze de ander steeds sick vinden xD
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Iminic
DE LAUWREAAT
Gepost door Iminic op dinsdag 24-04-2007 om 20:04:20
Kingshit

Doet me denken aan die goede oude tijd van de internetgeintjes...

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Mistletoe in my backpocket: kiss my ass. - Rocknesssss
MaffeDodo
1312
Gepost door MaffeDodo op dinsdag 24-04-2007 om 21:11:13
shit is heilig
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When I get sad, I stop being sad and be awesome instead. True story.
wknvhv
SLM040
Wat nou!? Geen kusje!!?
Gepost door SLM040 op woensdag 25-04-2007 om 13:32:19
heheh ik heb alles gelezen.. masterlijke humor dit
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Thomas schreef op 06-03-2008 @ 21:52
hihi, piemel, hihihi vagina! oooh noh! hihi
Dopoloog
Onbedwaald present
Gepost door Dopoloog op vrijdag 27-04-2007 om 11:20:52
whahahahaah .. het blijft heldenshit!
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