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RockyJ |
 Gepost door RockyJ op donderdag 19-01-2006 om 22:31:18 |  |
The Letter
A father passing by his son's bedroom was astonished to see the bed was
nicely made and everything was picked up. Then he saw an envelope propped
up prominently on the center of the bed. It was simply addressed, "Dad."
With the worst of premonitions he opened the envelope and read the letter
with trembling hands:
Dear Dad,
It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope with my new
girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with mom and you.
I've been finding real passion with Joan and she is so nice-even with
all her piercing's, tattoos and her tight Motorcycle clothes. But it's not
only the passion dad, she's pregnant and Joan said that we will be very
happy.
Even though you don't care for her as she is so much older than I, she
already owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood for
the whole winter.
She wants to have many more children with me and that's now one of my
dreams too.
Joan taught me that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone and we'll be
growing it for us and for trading it with her friends for all the cocaine
and ecstasy we want. In the meantime, we'll pray that science will find
a cure for AIDS so Joan can get better; she sure deserves it!!
Don't worry Dad, I'm 15 years old now and I know how to take care of
myself. Someday I'm sure we'll be back to visit so you can get to know
your grandchildren.
Your son,
Alex
PS: Dad, none of the above is true. I'm over at the neighbor's house.
I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than my
report card that's in my desk center drawer. I love you! Call when it
is safe for me to come home.
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Hyreme |
Gepost door Hyreme op donderdag 19-01-2006 om 22:35:23 | |
Wuahaahahahahahahahahahahaha die grap ga ik ook uithalen 
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Pupils dilate like columbine killers with slow watches |
| Schaduw |
Gepost door Schaduw op donderdag 19-01-2006 om 22:37:27 | |
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die ene kerel
SLMEARV |
Gepost door die ene kerel op donderdag 19-01-2006 om 22:38:23 | |
ghehe
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smooth criminal on beatbreaks |
peanutz
vanuit het dichtbije westen |
Gepost door peanutz op donderdag 19-01-2006 om 22:59:53 | |
aaaaaaahahahahhahaha
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Wie ben ik? Vraag maar aan je moeder |
Master Of Disaster |
Gepost door Master Of Disaster op vrijdag 20-01-2006 om 15:44:38 | |
whahaha prpzz naar die grap
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Groninger
ik voel mij TOF |
Gepost door Groninger op zaterdag 21-01-2006 om 18:24:07 | |
te dope, maar ook te errug om uit te halen..
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FC Groningen: THE PRIDE OF THE NORTH |
AsbezT
check die bal gaan |
Gepost door AsbezT op zaterdag 21-01-2006 om 18:33:57 | |
Je hebt ook een versie van een meisje dat dat zegt. Dat ze zwanger en al is.
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Practice like hell and play like heaven |
rame |
Gepost door rame op zaterdag 21-01-2006 om 18:37:56 | |
| haha zeker wel dope |
Jos de Boss
Jops |
Gepost door Jos de Boss op zaterdag 21-01-2006 om 18:38:22 | |
Whaha, deze is wel koel inderdaad.
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| RockyJ |
Gepost door RockyJ op zaterdag 21-01-2006 om 22:23:05 | |
ikzou het niet durven 
bij me ouders..
ik bedoel, ze zouden zeker dik boos zijn |
LayD Space |
Gepost door LayD Space op zondag 22-01-2006 om 06:43:12 | |
2 x 2 plus 3 letters...
GE-NI-AAL
DIE GA IK ZEKER ZETTEN BIJ ME PA HIJ GAAT FLIPPEN!!!
Whahahahahahahahahaha ojo
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ja.. leven is een ding die je moet leven.. |
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