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Gepost door dap op woensdag 15-03-2006 om 08:11:39
Regular visitor to Empire Online will know that we've been banging on about a little movie called Snakes On A Plane for ages. Why? As if you had to ask - quite simply, Snake on A Plane is the cheesiest movie of 2006, and a ready made cult. Here's why:

- The title. Scientists have proven, with Bunsen burners and flipcharts, that this is mathematically the greatest title ever. Snakes+plane= terror. Genius.

-The plot. The Mob try to whack a star witness as he's being flown to trial by releasing 500 poisonous snakes onto his flight. This makes no sense and is therefore also genius.

-Samual L Jackson is the Fed who must save the day. Once again, genius!

-It's directed by David R. Ellis, who gave us Cellular and Final Destination 2 - movies that should come with a free six pack 'n' pizza.

-At one point Paramount changed the name to Flight 121, but Jackson insisted on it being changed back. Gold star for Sam. Free flight with a bunch of snakes for Paramount execs.



-Already a cult is forming around the movie, with several blogs dedicated to it (the best one: screenwriter Josh Friedman's http://hucksblog.blogspot.com ) and even a cartoon strip, while http://damnation-inc.com/order.php?item=1 has taken to selling unofficial T-shirts.

-Did we mention the title? There are snakes! On a motherfucking plane!



http://community.livejournal.com/snakesonablog/

http://youtube.com/watch?v=lgfG_UEO6gM

"There's one movie coming out in 2006 that completely blows me away. This movie is going to redefine cinema as we know it. This movie is going to be the most important film of the 21st century. This movie is about snakes. This movie is about planes. This movie is about what happens when one is on the other.

This movie is Snakes on a Plane.

As you can tell, this movie is about snakes on a plane. There are other elements to the plot, like an assassin trying to eliminate a witness in protective custody, but this is all secondary to the main point of the film: snakes that are on a plane. Or, conversely, a plane that has snakes on it. Either way, we know what we're getting: some sort of snake/plane combination, with action-packed results.

As if this wasn't amazing enough, we also have a stellar cast, led by one of the greatest thespians of our time: Samuel L. Jackson. This man needs no introduction. He's been in every movie ever made. He's made shouting into an art. I'm not sure exactly what he's going to do in this movie, but I can tell you this: Samuel L. Jackson doesn't take crap from anybody. Especially snakes. Especially when they're on his goddamn plane.

Of course, there have been efforts to derail this movie, including efforts to change the title to something much less awesome, such as Pacific Air 121. Who the hell would want to see a movie called Pacific Air 121? It doesn't mention snakes at all.

Luckily, Samuel L. Jackson protested, explaining that the title was the only reason he took the job. I can't blame him; Snakes on a Plane is perhaps the greatest movie title since Leprechaun in the Hood. The title lays out exactly what you're getting: There's a plane and there are snakes on it. As Jackson himself puts it, "You either want to see that, or you don't."

Whether or not Snakes on a Plane receives critical acclaim on the level of Brokeback Mountain is a moot point. Brokeback Mountain may have gay cowboys, but Snakes on a Plane has snakes. And a plane. It's such a natural combination; I can't help but wonder if the Wright Brothers had snakes in mind from the start. Regardless of their intentions, it has become obvious to me that planes were meant for snakes, and vice versa. Think of it like Romeo and Juliet, but with reptiles and aircraft. "


D-on Gepost door D-on op woensdag 15-03-2006 om 08:34:12
Wat een luldebehangerwerk lol
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En dat is hoe de vork in de steel zit.
Kaya
in NL
Gepost door Kaya op woensdag 15-03-2006 om 11:59:27
Gruuwlijke combo wordt zeker een hit, ik zie het al helemaal voor me Alien/Tremors/Anaconda in een vliegtuig!
-hahaha
en het is niet nep ook nog eens niet
Jos de Boss
Jops
Gepost door Jos de Boss op woensdag 15-03-2006 om 12:07:31
Ghehe.
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Jos de Boss
RijmPiet
Hoe wou je dat doen?
Gepost door RijmPiet op woensdag 15-03-2006 om 12:12:19
haha

Quote:

I can't help but wonder if the Wright Brothers had snakes in mind from the start. Regardless of their intentions, it has become obvious to me that planes were meant for snakes, and vice versa. Think of it like Romeo and Juliet, but with reptiles and aircraft. "

[ Dit bericht is gewijzigd door op 15-03-2006 @ 12:14:26 ]

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Jonkonize!
livio
Oldschool
Gepost door livio op woensdag 15-03-2006 om 12:13:47
die 2 groene slangetjes ook echt
Kaya
in NL
Gepost door Kaya op donderdag 16-03-2006 om 01:15:21
Quote:
-At one point Paramount changed the name to Flight 121, but Jackson insisted on it being changed back.

als je de titel gaat veranderen, noem 'm dan Anaconair !
Teh_Jordy
brr
Gepost door Teh_Jordy op donderdag 16-03-2006 om 19:48:01
"-Did we mention the title? There are snakes! On a motherfucking plane!"


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-soul khan
dap
038
Gepost door dap op vrijdag 17-03-2006 om 22:36:36


Klik op dit plaatje om op ware grootte te zien.


Snakes on an elevator:
http://www.snakesonanelevator.com/
[ Dit bericht is gewijzigd door op 17-03-2006 @ 22:38:25 ]
dap
038
Gepost door dap op vrijdag 17-03-2006 om 22:40:54
Spirit
sprrrt
Gepost door Spirit op zaterdag 18-03-2006 om 17:17:11
vind je het erg als ik het niet snap?
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I've got my own brand of patriotism, the real meaning of independence.
Slugger-D
Moeder.
Gepost door Slugger-D op zaterdag 18-03-2006 om 18:14:54
http://youtube.com/watch?v=8XP-spwjIrA&search=SOAP%20Snakes%20On%20Plane%20SNAKESONAPLANE







haahhaahahahha dit is toch wel 1 van de achterlijkste filmpjes die ik ooit gezien heb.
[ Dit bericht is gewijzigd door op 18-03-2006 @ 18:26:53 ]

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ik breek brood, cake ook. ik word wakker rond een uur of 12 en ben nog steeds stoned.
BattleCat
Je weet toch.
Gepost door BattleCat op zaterdag 18-03-2006 om 19:22:08
Quote:
Spirit schreef op 18-03-2006 @ 17:17
vind je het erg als ik het niet snap?


What don't you understand? There are snakes, on a motherfucking plane!
Spirit
sprrrt
Gepost door Spirit op zaterdag 18-03-2006 om 19:37:15
Quote:
BattleCat schreef op 18-03-2006 @ 19:22
(...)

What don't you understand? There are snakes, on a motherfucking plane!

oooow dus dat
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I've got my own brand of patriotism, the real meaning of independence.
D-on Gepost door D-on op zaterdag 18-03-2006 om 19:40:33
Echte kaskraker wordt dit, preview is al de atoombom jah
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En dat is hoe de vork in de steel zit.
Kaya
in NL
Gepost door Kaya op dinsdag 08-08-2006 om 14:55:56
> Noedels

www.snakesonaplane.com

Haha, je weet gewoon dat er veel mensen naar die film gaan. Hoe Samuel Jackson die film heeft lopen promoten, haha.
Noedels
DE GRW IS GAAF
Gepost door Noedels op dinsdag 08-08-2006 om 15:19:03
dit moet toch wel crap van de bovenste plank zijn?
Echt iets voor mij dus
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clonebabybeats baby
Jos de Boss
Jops
Gepost door Jos de Boss op dinsdag 08-08-2006 om 16:16:53
Volgens mij wordt het inderdaad echt een kutfilm maar ik wil hem echt zien.
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Jos de Boss
dap
038
Gepost door dap op donderdag 10-08-2006 om 13:09:39
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/328498

snakes on a plane flash game
__cLePtO__
Gepost door __cLePtO__ op donderdag 17-08-2006 om 08:15:08
ben nu een film aan het downloaden die heet
snakes on a train
is een beetje het zelfde idee alleen lopen er hier 1000 rondlos
snakes on a train
lijkt me wel een aparte film
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Jos de Boss
Jops
Gepost door Jos de Boss op donderdag 17-08-2006 om 10:36:43
Hier ook nog maar een trailer van Snakes On a Plane, een echte
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Jos de Boss
Jos de Boss
Jops
Gepost door Jos de Boss op donderdag 28-09-2006 om 16:48:22
Ghehe shit wordt nu ook vet gehypt in de spits en metro
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Jos de Boss
strijker
Van 0 tot 10
Gepost door strijker op donderdag 28-09-2006 om 17:01:23
Hij is lachen man. Film met een grote B
Spirit
sprrrt
Gepost door Spirit op donderdag 28-09-2006 om 18:20:10
Gezien?
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I've got my own brand of patriotism, the real meaning of independence.
strijker
Van 0 tot 10
Gepost door strijker op donderdag 28-09-2006 om 18:43:38
Maandje terug al gedownload
Jos de Boss
Jops
Gepost door Jos de Boss op donderdag 28-09-2006 om 19:08:36
haha tof, ik ga hem zien zodra ik de kans heb
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Jos de Boss
brutus_barrakus
creative crew guy
Gepost door brutus_barrakus op donderdag 28-09-2006 om 19:22:05
deze gaat gezien worden
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men riding dragons trowing wolves at maggots
appie
Your feeling lucky punk ?
Gepost door appie op vrijdag 29-09-2006 om 13:13:43
ik ben na 45 minuten met de film gestopt, had hoge verwachten maar er gebeurde gewoon niks
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