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spelbreker
No Probz |
 Gepost door spelbreker op dinsdag 23-12-2008 om 01:31:10 |  |
A couple of New Jersey hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps to the operator: “My friend is dead! What can I do?” The operator, in a calm soothing voice says: “Just take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead.” There is a silence, then a shot is heard. The guy's voice comes back on the line. He says: “OK, now what?"
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Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson go on a camping trip. After a good dinner and a bottle of wine, they retire for the night, and go to sleep.
Some hours later, Holmes wakes up and nudges his faithful friend. "Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see."
"I see millions and millions of stars, Holmes" replies Watson.
"And what do you deduce from that?"
Watson ponders for a minute.
"Well, astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo. Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three. Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. Theologically, I can see that God is all powerful, and that we are a small and insignificant part of the universe. What does it tell you, Holmes?"
Holmes is silent for a moment. "Watson, you idiot!" he says. "Someone has stolen our tent!"
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A turtle was walking down an alley in New York when he was mugged by a gang of snails. A police detective came to investigate and asked the turtle if he could explain what happened. The turtle looked at the detective with a confused look on his face and replied "I don't know, it all happened so fast."
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A doctor says to his patient, 'I have bad news and worse news'.
'Oh dear, what's the bad news?' asks the patient.
The doctor replies, 'You only have 24 hours to live'.
'That's terrible', said the patient. 'How can the news possibly be worse?'
The doctor replies, 'I've been trying to contact you since yesterday'.
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Buster
Worms inside ma Face! |
Gepost door Buster op dinsdag 23-12-2008 om 01:53:45 | |
Haha die laatste 
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We don't stop playing because we get old
We get old because we stop playing... |
MaffeDodo
1312 |
Gepost door MaffeDodo op dinsdag 23-12-2008 om 02:40:33 | |
Huppa, in 1x je topic klaar.
http://bakkersmoppen.blogspot.com/
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When I get sad, I stop being sad and be awesome instead. True story.
wknvhv |
spelbreker
No Probz |
Gepost door spelbreker op dinsdag 23-12-2008 om 04:14:12 | |
ik bedoel die eckte eckte,
niet van er komt een man bij de bakker..
dat is zo groep vier
alhoewel er wel grappige tussen zitten  |
deking
Dr. Cooper |
Gepost door deking op dinsdag 23-12-2008 om 05:48:04 | |
| ghehe op die turtle na vind ik ze allemaal wel baas. |
Twister
1988 Editie |
Gepost door Twister op dinsdag 23-12-2008 om 06:07:19 | |
Inderdaad, wat deking zei.
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Thomas
: 9 |
Gepost door Thomas op dinsdag 23-12-2008 om 11:36:49 | |
| haha hardop gelachen, toffe mopjes |
Sjap |
Gepost door Sjap op dinsdag 23-12-2008 om 11:43:26 | |
2de is al te oud,
maar de 1e en 4e zijn gruwelijk. |
| mc-revo |
Gepost door mc-revo op woensdag 24-12-2008 om 10:36:33 | |
Die laatste is wel vet hehe.
Die turtle is raar..
En die andere lees ik niet, zijn te lang. ik ga douchen.
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