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dap 038	Gepost door dap op dinsdag 16-10-2001 om 12:20:44
	Q: What is Osama going as for Halloween? A: A dead man. Q: What do Bin Laden and Hiroshima have in common? A: Nothing, yet. Q: How do you play Taliban bingo? A: B-52...F-16...B-1... Q: What is the Taliban's national bird? A: Duck Q: How is Bin Laden like Fred Flintstone? A: Both may look out their windows and see Rubble. Q: What does osama bin laden and General Custer have in common? A: They both want to know where those Tomahawks are coming from! Q: What's the difference between the Taliban and a bucket of shit? A: the bucket Q: What's the five day forecast for Afghanistan? A: Two days. Q: What's the difference between Christmas and osama bin laden? A: There will be a Christmas in December Q: Why is Osama frustrated? A: Osama not Bin Laden awhile. Q: Why do Talibans wear robes? A: So the camels won't hear the zipper. Q: Why don't bin laden's people eat shit sandwiches? A: they can't stand bread Q: Why doesn't the Taliban have drivers ed and sex ed classes on the same day? A: because the camels can't handle it Q: How many bin laden terrorists does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: No one may ever know. Q: What's orange and looks good on taliban militiamen? A: Napalm. Q:What do you get when you cross a B-52 bomber and osama bin ladin? A: an expensive fire work show Q: What will OSAMA say his name stands for now? A: Oh Shit - America's Mauling Afghanistan (the taliban assholes, that is Q:What does Bin Laden, a dick and two balls have in common? 1) He always hangs around nuts; 2) His closest friend is an asshole; 3) His best friend is a pussy; 4) If you think about it, they kind of look the same with all that hair. Q: How do you clear a afganistan bingo hall? A: Yell b-52 as loud as you can Q: What do you call Osama's stinkin' corpse in the desert? A: Osama been Rottin'. Q: How does a member of the taliban have safe sex? A: They put a red X on the camels that kick. Q: What do you get when you mix osama with a track runner? A: A pussy on the run.
zkills Ken je dat gevoel dat je......	Gepost door zkills op dinsdag 16-10-2001 om 16:48:18
	Q: Why don't the afganis ever watch CNN?? A: cause there is a 'teli ban' Q: Why are all the carpets at the local afgani carpet store halfprised?? A: cause all the caprets are 'bin laid' on ---------------------------------------- A wise man speaks when he has something to say, the not so wise when he has to say something - Plato
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