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De Gevallen Engel |
Gepost door De Gevallen Engel op woensdag 03-08-2005 om 19:48:29 | |
Ik zoek haatsites van mensen die bekende rappers dissen.
Iedereen kent natuurlijk wel http://www.feminem.com , maar zijn er ook andere van die sites vol disstracks?
.: DGE :.
---------------------------------------- aapje schreef op 26-03-2008 @ 15:22
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Metro Ja ik weet alles |
Gepost door Metro op woensdag 03-08-2005 om 20:02:29 | |
www.ml75.nl
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Angelix jeweetwie |
Gepost door Angelix op woensdag 03-08-2005 om 20:08:54 | |
hihi
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maar omdat ik mezelf geweldig vind. |
Metro Ja ik weet alles |
Gepost door Metro op woensdag 03-08-2005 om 20:14:50 | |
www.hihi.nl
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De Gevallen Engel |
Gepost door De Gevallen Engel op donderdag 04-08-2005 om 12:15:06 | |
Deze blijft toch wel een klassieker van Dj Jake:
The Really slim Penis
Lyrics:
May I suck your erection please?
May I suck your erection please?
Will the real slim penis fuck Dre's butt?
I repeat - will the real slim penis fuck my butt?
I'm gonna have an orgasm here.
Y'all act like ya never seen a faggot before
Jaws all on the floor like me when Dre just burst in the door
Started fuckin' my ass worse than before
The first time he fucked me with a with a piece of furniture
It's the return of the "Oh wait, no wait, you're kidding,
He didn't just try to suck his dick, did he?"
And Dr. Dre said
Nothing you idiots Dr. Dre's too busy giving me head!
Straight women hate Eminem,
Chicka Chicka Chicka slim penis I'm sick of him look at him
Walking around grabbing his stretched out butt
Sucking on Dre's left nut what a fucking faggot!
Yeah I probably had a couple of screws that made my ass loose
But no worse than what's coming out of my ass in the bathroom
Sometimes I wanna watch TV and let my dick loose
All aroused when I see Tom Green hump a dead moose
My bum is on your dick, my bum is on your dick
And if I'm lucky you might thrust it in a little bit
And that's the message I deliver to my bitch
She better get the hint that I'm a fucking faggot!
Of course I'm gonna know what intercourse is
By the time I hit 4th grade I had every gay porn flick didn't I?
We ain't nothin' but mammals
Well some of us faggots who masturbate to pictures of Michelangelo
But if I can hump dead animals and antelopes
Then there's no reason why me & Dr. Dre can't elope
But if you feel like I feel, I got a stiffy growin'
Do the dance the faggots know, touch his dick right to your nose!
(Chorus)
I'm Slim Penis yes I'm the Slim Penis
All you other Slim Penis's just didn't eat it
So won't the Really Slim Penis fuck Dre's butt
Bust that nut, in his butt
Cuz I'm Slim Penis yes I'm the Slim Penis
All you other Slim Penis's just didn't eat it
So won't the Really Slim Penis fuck Dre's butt
Bust that nut, in his butt
Will Smith don't gotta be fucked in his ass to sell records
Well I do, I wanna fuck him and fuck you too
You think I wanna fuck my grandma?
Fuck no I like the crusty dick of my grandpa!
"If you came to the Grammies wouldn't it be weird?"
Why? So I could stare at all the gay guys here?
So you can sit me here next to Britney Spears
And be turned off by her cuz she's not a queer?
I wanna sit next to Carson Daily and Fred Durst
I'll see which faggot I can give head to first
Dr. Dre blasts my ass on MTV
"Hey you're cute man, would ya like to marry me?"
I should up load some cum in his B-U-T
And show the whole world that I'm just another F-A-G
I'm sick of my little girl Haley, she cries all day
When I fuck her in the ass and pretend that it's Dre.
And there's a million faggots just like me
Who cum like me, who suck a lotta dick like me
Who hump like me, fuck a lotta butt like me
It just might be the gayest thing, but that's all me!
*Chorus*
I'm like a vacuum cleaner to listen to cuz I be suckin' so much dick
You can hear me all the way through the livin' room
The only difference is I got the balls to swallow it in front of y'all
And that way I won't be cum-coated at all
I like to swallow and spit it
I ain't afraid to admit it I eat Dre's shit
I wipe it off my dick, and give my hand a lick
Then you wonder why I have a case of the shits
It's funny, cuz at the rate I'm goin' when I'm 30
I'll be another faggot in a gay bar flirting
Pinching faggots asses when I'm jackin' off with Dre
Take a look inside your ass you'll see my dick because I'm gay
Every single faggot has a Really Slim Penis
It could be jerkin' at Burger King, cummin' on my onion ring
Or in the parkin' lot while I'm screamin', "Give it to my butt!"
With my face down and my ass up
So will a faggot please fuck my butt
And put one of those condoms on each hand up
And be proud to be fistin' my ass outta control
And one more time hard as you can, how does it go?
*Chorus 2x*
Heh heh, I wish there was a Slim Penis in all of us
Fuck it, let's all fuck butt
Fuck my butt! (5x)
Fuck my (2x)
Fuck my butt!
Feminem is gay and he likes it in the butt
And if you don't agree man shut the fuck up
Cuz if you diss ICP you're dissin' me
That's another way to get shot most definitely
Why don't you see that you just won't be
The most famous thing if you diss everything you see?
And don't you know that I'm a Juggalo
And all of us know that you're a fuckin' hoe
So go back home and then suck Dre's dick
Cuz we the Juggalos we don't take your shit!
Mother fucker! Ha ha ha
Ass Packer!
---------------------------------------- aapje schreef op 26-03-2008 @ 15:22
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