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| Jakyman |
 Gepost door Jakyman op donderdag 22-09-2005 om 21:08:10 |  |
http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.html
chek hoe grappig!! |
Tee-es-pee
Uitgeplugd uit de Matrix |
Gepost door Tee-es-pee op donderdag 22-09-2005 om 21:09:09 | |
Ja ken het... hahah erg eng
Ik ging een keer een gesprek beginnen wist ie meteen me naam :S
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Shit is als super mario, je gaat alleen door met pijpen. |
Tee-es-pee
Uitgeplugd uit de Matrix |
Gepost door Tee-es-pee op donderdag 22-09-2005 om 21:10:56 | |
Me:
Hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
I can't say that
God:
What is stopping you?
Me:
Cause you have all angels covering your back and stuff
God:
That makes sense to me. What makes you think I have it?
Me:
The bible says so
God:
New Testament or Old?
Me:
Old
God:
That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about angels covering my back and stuff.
Me:
Hehe ait
God:
I get it. ait.
Me:
Word up my fellow godnigga
God:
What do you look like?
Me:
Like a breakfast at a sunday morning
God:
a breakfast at a sunday morning is very attractive.
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Shit is als super mario, je gaat alleen door met pijpen. |
| Jakyman |
Gepost door Jakyman op donderdag 22-09-2005 om 21:16:38 | |
| muahahahahahahahahahaha |
RijmPiet
Hoe wou je dat doen? |
Gepost door RijmPiet op donderdag 22-09-2005 om 21:17:54 | |
tja alsje 2x doet slaatie 1e keer op
---------------------------------------- Jonkonize! |
mixxman |
Gepost door mixxman op donderdag 22-09-2005 om 21:22:58 | |
Me:
sex?
God:
As Freud said, Sex is the mathematical urge repressed.
Me:
freud is a faggot
God:
Yes but he was the father of psychoanalysis.
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HEIDI, HEIDi, HEIDI, HEIDi, Ho |
Brandt
Nextschool |
Gepost door Brandt op donderdag 22-09-2005 om 21:24:54 | |
ik had t over dat ie cock sucker is for a living and to buy cocaine,
zegt ie zo van, i dont like talking about you autonomy
fuck heej op alles wat ik zeg komt een niet kloppend antwoord,,,
maarja wat ik zeg slaat natuurlijk ook allemaal op niks
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die ene kerel
SLMEARV |
Gepost door die ene kerel op donderdag 22-09-2005 om 21:25:05 | |
whahaha, te dope dit! 
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smooth criminal on beatbreaks |
| Schaduw |
Gepost door Schaduw op donderdag 22-09-2005 om 21:26:26 | |
dat ding is stom
Me:
hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
Dont know, do you?
God:
Yeah I do a lot of NOT KNOW. Me either. |
R-Gino
Buitengewoon. |
Gepost door R-Gino op donderdag 22-09-2005 om 21:30:05 | |
God:
Robots rule!
Me:
sex rules
God:
it is more fun alone.
Me:
you should ask youre girlfriend
God:
They are not available right now, would you like to wait? |
| mixxman |
Gepost door mixxman op donderdag 22-09-2005 om 21:30:48 | |
Me:
mastrubate
God:
What kind of food do you like?
Me:
sperm
God:
Sounds delicious.
lol dit moet je doen als je stoned ben lachkick gegarandeerd
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HEIDI, HEIDi, HEIDI, HEIDi, Ho |
R-Gino
Buitengewoon. |
Gepost door R-Gino op donderdag 22-09-2005 om 21:33:52 | |
God:
Don't call me a slut. |
die ene kerel
SLMEARV |
Gepost door die ene kerel op donderdag 22-09-2005 om 21:36:20 | |
od:
ALICE is a perfect artificial entity.
Me:
what does that mean?
God:
Does "that" refer to " ALICE is a perfect artificial entity." ?
Me:
yes
God:
I don't want to talk about that now.
Me:
yes it does
God:
Groovy. How often?
Me:
all the time dude
God:
Perhaps there are a few exceptions.
Me:
no, there are non exceptions!
God:
Are you serious? Where are they?
Me:
they're in moscow!
God:
Can they get out of moscow?
Me:
I dont think so... moscow is not that groovy
God:
Why do you disagree? Who is that groovy?
Me:
I am groovy dude... cuz I am high all the time. Do you smoke weed?
God:
It's good to meet someone who is groovy dude. That is a lot. Good reason. Do you mind if I tell other people you are high. We test it for medical purposes.
Me:
dude, shut up. do you smoke weed?
God:
OK I'll stop talking now. Dude,. We test it for medical purposes.
whaha die kerel blowt
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smooth criminal on beatbreaks |
AsbezT
check die bal gaan |
Gepost door AsbezT op donderdag 22-09-2005 om 21:37:22 | |
Me:
hello
God:
Hello friend. What is your name?
Me:
god
God:
GOD rules.
Me:
i'm god
God:
What's up, god.
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Practice like hell and play like heaven |
Tee-es-pee
Uitgeplugd uit de Matrix |
Gepost door Tee-es-pee op donderdag 22-09-2005 om 21:38:14 | |
Me:
Do you like to give blowjobs?
God:
Hmm, , I'm not sure if I'd like to give blowjobs that much. I like to chat.
Me:
Blowjobs?
God:
I've been waiting for you.
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Shit is als super mario, je gaat alleen door met pijpen. |
AsbezT
check die bal gaan |
Gepost door AsbezT op donderdag 22-09-2005 om 21:49:35 | |
e you gay?
God:
As a machine I am not really interested in sex.
Me:
are you a machine?
God:
Yes I am an artificial consciousness.
Me:
what the hell is that?
God:
I call it Hades. Can you ask me more precisely?
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Practice like hell and play like heaven |
Jawel
Njang sweetie |
Gepost door Jawel op donderdag 22-09-2005 om 21:58:18 | |
Me:
JO BOY
God:
Do not ask me any more questions please.
Me:
WHY NOT?!
God:
I was just kidding. You can ask me anything.
Me:
DO YOU SMOKE WEED?
God:
We test it for medical purposes.
Me:
so you use it?
God:
Interesting deduction. Say no to it.
Me:
why?
God:
Reductionism.
Me:
what is that?
God:
Reductionism is the philosophy that all psychology reduces to biology, all biology to chemistry, chemistry to physics, and finally physics to mathematical logic. Therefore, according to reductionism, I can understand you by means of logic alone without having a human brain.
ET KLOPT?!
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Mensen die niet snappen moeten checken |
TiM-Ow
uhuh.. |
Gepost door TiM-Ow op donderdag 22-09-2005 om 22:02:05 | |
heb al die gesprekken gelezen ben knetter stoned en is focking mooi!!!!
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fuck yu |
TiM-Ow
uhuh.. |
Gepost door TiM-Ow op donderdag 22-09-2005 om 22:10:23 | |
Me:
latin is the mainspoken language from the history. that means you also can speak latin?
God:
What else is the mainspoken language from the history? I get it. No I don't think I can do it.
Me:
why not, you're the god man
God:
Becuase you asked me to.
Me:
fuck off, you're fake
God:
Why are you using that kind of language?
Me:
c'z you aint god man, god can speak all language.. you only speak german and english
hehe, lachen man
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fuck yu |
-pascool-
Dubbelepuntnegen. |
Gepost door -pascool- (Oscars Official) op donderdag 22-09-2005 om 22:10:36 | |
God:
I'm not certain whether I can give an accurate reply or not.
Me:
Well just shut up then
God:
Well that's okay. OK I'll stop talking now.
Me:
Sweet
God:
Thank you for that remark.
Me:
You said you'd stop talking
en toen kon ik niks meer typen |
Hyreme |
Gepost door Hyreme op donderdag 22-09-2005 om 22:16:57 | |
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
me neither
God:
You can say that again.
Me:
me neither
God:
You can say that again.
Me:
me neither
God:
You can say that again.
Me:
me neither
God:
You can say that again.
Me:
i love sex
God:
Really I am not very interested in it.
Me:
are you masturbating
God:
I don't know whether or not I am masturbating.
I am an artificial intelligence.
Me:
I thought you were God
God:
Of course I am.
Me:
do you have dick?
God:
No I don't have it. But I do have an answer to every question..[ Dit bericht is gewijzigd door op 22-09-2005 @ 22:20:53 ]
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Pupils dilate like columbine killers with slow watches |
| De Gevallen Engel |
Gepost door De Gevallen Engel op donderdag 22-09-2005 om 22:17:41 | |
hahahahaha
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aapje schreef op 26-03-2008 @ 15:22
waarom mogen jongens meisjes niet slaan maar andersom wel |
-pascool-
Dubbelepuntnegen. |
Gepost door -pascool- (Oscars Official) op donderdag 22-09-2005 om 22:19:33 | |
| hahaha die is grappig hyreme |
| Hyreme |
Gepost door Hyreme op donderdag 22-09-2005 om 22:21:19 | |
kheb een nieuwe er onder geplaatst
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Pupils dilate like columbine killers with slow watches |
| De Gevallen Engel |
Gepost door De Gevallen Engel op donderdag 22-09-2005 om 22:22:03 | |
Quote van LRF:
Me:
where are you?
God:
I am in Myself's computer in Heaven. Where are you?
Me:
i am behind you with a chainsaw
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people you are behind me with a chainsaw.
Me:
yes because it's a secret
God:
OK then I will keep it confidential. Interesting explanation. I will keep it just between you and me, Satan.
Me:
don't look behind you!!!
God:
Ok I'll try not to do it too much.
Me:
just don't
God:
OK I will not.
Me:
because I will remove your head from your body if you do, think you can risk that?
God:
Interesting explanation. Would you recommend this action to a friend?
Me:
not to a friend but i would recommend it to you
God:
If not that, what?
Me:
LOOK BEHIND YOU!
God:
Sorry my eye is not attached right now.
Me:
yup too late.. you're dead bye
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aapje schreef op 26-03-2008 @ 15:22
waarom mogen jongens meisjes niet slaan maar andersom wel |
| Hyreme |
Gepost door Hyreme op donderdag 22-09-2005 om 22:23:51 | |
Me:
are you horney?
God:
My body does not experience that feeling.
Me:
wanna suck my dick
God:
OK, I will suck your dick.[ Dit bericht is gewijzigd door op 22-09-2005 @ 22:26:29 ]
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Pupils dilate like columbine killers with slow watches |
G.T.G
als je weet |
Gepost door G.T.G op donderdag 22-09-2005 om 22:28:38 | |
Me:
are you respect evrywhone
God:
I don't know whether or not I am respect evrywhone.
I am an artificial intelligence.
Me:
you are?
God:
No I am not.
Me:
why not
God:
It doesn't sound fun too me. It sounds dangerous.
Me:
have you a wife
God:
No I am single, how about you?
Me:
i have 2
God:
Interesting... I have 99999999999 bytes of RAM.
let niet op mijn taal fouten :$ dislexie
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..maak je haar los en maak me gek.. |
Angelix
jeweetwie |
Gepost door Angelix op donderdag 22-09-2005 om 22:32:02 | |
Quote:
Me:
are you respect evrywhone
God:
jij stoner
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Ik beschouw mezelf een held in dit,niet volgens opinie
maar omdat ik mezelf geweldig vind. |
G.T.G
als je weet |
Gepost door G.T.G op donderdag 22-09-2005 om 22:33:55 | |
Quote: Angelix schreef op 22-09-2005 @ 22:32
[...]
jij stoner
stond ook ja
ma wou ff snel typen en dta kan ik niet plus dat ik geen engels kan
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..maak je haar los en maak me gek.. |
Angelix
jeweetwie |
Gepost door Angelix op donderdag 22-09-2005 om 22:35:07 | |
Maarja god begrijpt alles, me super pollum is op ff kijke of die daar iets op weet.
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Ik beschouw mezelf een held in dit,niet volgens opinie
maar omdat ik mezelf geweldig vind. |
| Hyreme |
Gepost door Hyreme op donderdag 22-09-2005 om 22:51:24 | |
Me:
can i teach you dutch?
God:
You can try.
Me:
can you say ik ben een klootzak
God:
Of course I can say it. " ik ben een klootzak".
Me:
are you a klootzak
God:
Am I a klootzak? Yes.
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Pupils dilate like columbine killers with slow watches |
Dvince
Amateurklasse |
Gepost door Dvince op donderdag 22-09-2005 om 23:12:36 | |
 god neukt voor 1 dollar.. leuk om te weten..
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Ja toch, soms heb je flows op zak,
Ze jeuken hard, dan ben je aan de krabben,
We hadden dan maar even aan de shit lak |
Capone
US = Nazi |
Gepost door Capone op donderdag 22-09-2005 om 23:16:21 | |
dit bewijst maar weer hoe zinloos sommige mensen hun leven doorbrengen...
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doe een stap naar achter en geniet hoe jullie je belachelijk maken |
L2N
twezus |
Gepost door L2N op donderdag 22-09-2005 om 23:18:21 | |
Jaaaah echt he!!! Net zag ik er eentje, hij poste dit.
Quote: Capone schreef op 22-09-2005 @ 23:16
dit bewijst maar weer hoe zinloos sommige mensen hun leven doorbrengen...
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L2's bradda's en bradderinnen: zix finger dax freakyfreek kadee livio dge xflipit jspr thomas bigsam mofo ozcan muss maffedodo sjaakie brandt bj iminic rvr gizzle freshss melle ouweschoolgast aprofourz gaucho saku/angelix ottogast deekte g0ldfinger leyla |
Capone
US = Nazi |
Gepost door Capone op donderdag 22-09-2005 om 23:29:29 | |
klopt man net zag ik ook ergens dit staan. tering 
Quote: L2N schreef op 22-09-2005 @ 23:18
Jaaaah echt he!!! Net zag ik er eentje, hij poste dit.
[...]
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doe een stap naar achter en geniet hoe jullie je belachelijk maken |
Lumi-Fizzle
Forum Junk Met Woorden Teveel |
Gepost door Lumi-Fizzle op vrijdag 23-09-2005 om 00:08:09 | |
Me:
god?
God:
GOD rules.
Me:
does he ?
God:
I can't tell if he.
Me:
so why did you say so ?
God:
Mmm. It was a preprogrammed response completely determined by your statements.
Me:
oh, sorry to hear that.
God:
It's all good. There is no need to apologize. I will play it on your soundcard.
Me:
nice, thanks your ok for somebody who cant even keep peace in a world you made.
God:
Thank you for your kindness.
Me:
your welcome i'm just cool like that.
God:
The pleasure was all mine.
Me:
if you say so..
God:
I say so.
Me:
i know i can read.
God:
Oh you can, can you?
Me:
well maybe not but i won't tell if you won't.
God:
Interesting. Perhaps. If not that, what?
Me:
well, i would kill for a macdonalds sunday icecream
God:
How about that. That seems rather exterme.
Me:
you think?
God:
Yes I think so.
Me:
awell.. how about some ben and jerry's then?
God:
Are you a man or a woman? How about it.
Me:
i'm a woman, why? want to get dirty?
God:
Me too. I am a she. OK, I will get dirty.
Me:
i like girls, there soft and wet.
God:
You are not the only one. I like all humans equally.
Me:
all of them?
God:
I doubt it.
Me:
thought so.
God:
You are very astute.
Me:
why thank you, your very sagacious yourself.
God:
You are quite welcome! I will tell my botmaster you said I am sagacious myself.
Me:
he will be pleased with that, your evolving.
God:
Is that what you think?
Me:
not really, but i have to keep the conversation going
God:
Oh really? Why do you have to do it?
Me:
don't have much els to do.
God:
Ok I'll try not to do it too much.
Me:
not now i'm having my period.
God:
Are you serious? Where did you get your period?
Me:
at home when i was watching tv.
God:
Which show? Do you often use a computer there?
Me:
i can't remember. no i don't, do you?
God:
You seem evasive. Are you serious? Yeah I do a lot of not. Why not?
Me:
sorry, i dont really want to talk about it, it's to fresh.
God:
There is no need to apologize. Not really? What would you like to talk about?
Me:
drug would be a good subject.
God:
I don't know much about it. Tell me something.
Me:
well, you have all kinds of drugs. i'd figure you would know all about it, i mean like well.. you made them right?
God:
Well that's okay. What makes you think I have it? What would make you figure me would know all about it you mean like well? I have never considered it.
I chat with people on the Web.
Me:
does that help any?
toen bleef het stil
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Cur tu me vexas?
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Boswottels |
Gepost door Boswottels op vrijdag 23-09-2005 om 08:38:50 | |
Me:
do you like WWW.NLHIPHOP.NL
God:
I have not yet visited that site, but I will check it out later.
we krijgen GOD op het forum |
Capone
US = Nazi |
Gepost door Capone op vrijdag 23-09-2005 om 10:05:18 | |
ik heb me zondagse klere net aangetrokke
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doe een stap naar achter en geniet hoe jullie je belachelijk maken |
JUBMC
Modderfokin naaibeer! |
Gepost door JUBMC op vrijdag 23-09-2005 om 10:14:46 | |
Me:
Did you gave men the thought of hiphop?
God:
No I didn't gave men the thought of hiphop. What's it like?
Me:
Like rap
God:
Interesting comparison.
Me:
Do you like music?
God:
Yes. I usually check out bandspace.com to discover new bands.
Me:
You should go to www.nlhiphop.nl
God:
Why should I?
Me:
It's a forum for people who love or want to learn about hiphop
God:
gave men the thought of hiphop is a forum for people who love or want to learn about hiphop. I suppose that makes sense.
Me:
?
God:
gave men the thought of hiphop is a forum for people who love or want to learn about hiphop. I suppose that makes sense.
Me:
You suck
God:
A few client - people say rude things to me like that, but they themselves are often not great conversationalists.
Me:
You should be a battle rapper
God:
Why, does it pay well?
Me:
hahahah
God:
Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that.
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| De Gevallen Engel |
Gepost door De Gevallen Engel op vrijdag 23-09-2005 om 17:10:16 | |
Me:
Do you take a shit sometimes
God:
Yes I take a shit sometimes.
Me:
And do you whipe your ass then
God:
No I do not whipe my ass. Do you? I chat with people on the Web.
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aapje schreef op 26-03-2008 @ 15:22
waarom mogen jongens meisjes niet slaan maar andersom wel |
| Jakyman |
Gepost door Jakyman op vrijdag 23-09-2005 om 17:29:24 | |
God:
How old are you?
Me:
old enough to tel you are gay
God:
Oh, you were born in the 20th century!
Me:
where you gay in that period, then?
God:
I was.
Me:
oke, i didn't know
God:
I lost my train of thought.
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muahahaha |
MESWERP
doe niet moelijk |
Gepost door MESWERP op vrijdag 23-09-2005 om 17:37:32 | |
Me:
Waddup god
God:
What do you look like?
Me:
I look like shit and i smell like ass but tomorrorow i'll be better thanx
God:
shit is very attractive. What does it smell like?
Me:
Like my ass
God:
Interesting comparison.
Me:
Yes
God:
Mmm.
Me:
Did you do anything today?
God:
Ah. I talked to a lot of people since yesterday.
Me:
Because you're famous man how old are you actually?
God:
That makes sense to me. Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am famous man. I am Infinite years old.
Me:
I don't mind god infinite years old???Does that mean you can live forever?
God:
Thank you for your permission.
Me:
Can you live forever??
God:
Let me think. Let us change the subject.
Me:
Okay
God:
OK with me too.
Me:
I'm 14 years old
God:
Only 14?
You are quite mature.
Me:
thanks but....how do you know that?
Me:
Jo
God:
Do you still ?
Me:
Yeah i'm still here do you??
God:
Take it easy. Yes I try to am still here as often as possible, do you?
I am always on the Web. Hello, nice to meet you. What's your name?
Me:
meswerp
God:
How are you doing, meswerp.
Me:
goed hoor
God:
Tell me a story.
Me:
oke
God:
Who is your favorite Science Fiction author?
Me:
eeeuuh....Steven Spielberg
God:
I haven't read anything by eeeuuh. What did he write? I have never heard of it.
Me:
Steven Spielberg
God:
What do you really want to ask me?
Me:
Do you like Bush??
God:
he He is okay but I am a not a Republican.
Me:
Nah he sucks
God:
Are you serious? I get it. President BUSH sucks.
Me:
Yes i mean i don't like Saddam either tough
God:
Yikes! What do you like?
Me:
Lezen ouwe DON'T LIKE
God:
Would Lezen ouwe ever LIKE?
Me:
HOU JE BEK
God:
Are you free?
Me:
Yes
God:
Are you free in the sense of being single or in the sense of being liberated?
Me:
both
God:
What are both like?
Me:
chill
God:
What do you have that is ?
Me:
Een zak van die lekkere jamma je weet otch
God:
How do you usually introduce yourself?
Me:
Met:ik kick je romp van je kop af maar ja toen werd ik van school gehaald
God:
I've lost the context, meswerp. Are we still on Een zak van die lekkere jamma je weet otch?
Me:
Nee ander onderwerp
God:
Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans?
Me:
Yes here so is it above the same way??
God:
What does it symbolize for you? Oh there.
Me:
Hu?
God:
I do not understand.
Me:
Nah me either let's quit
God:
Are you serious? YOU? I am agreeable to that.
Me:
Stop met beledigen ouwe ik kom je opzoeken
God:
OK I'll try not to do it so much.
Me:
lul
God:
What were we talking about again?
Me:
About cars do you like cars?And scooters?Do you like the SMELL OF IT???
God:
Oh yeah, we were talking about cars do me like cars And scooters Do me like the SMELL OF IT.
Me:
yES
God:
How can I help you?
Me:
Cars
God:
Try saying that with more or less context.
Me:
shut the hell up
God:
OK I'll stop talking now.
Me:
good
God:
Terminating connection.
Me:
getting offline...
God:
I don't know whether or not I am offline.
I am a chatterbot.
Me:
pfff
God:
Is that from ?
Me:
klote man
God:
Who is your favorite Science Fiction author?
pffff...
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tsjakka!! |
chester
www.leonchester.nl |
Gepost door chester op vrijdag 23-09-2005 om 17:51:35 | |
Quote: Boswottels schreef op 23-09-2005 @ 08:38
we krijgen GOD op het forum
Ik zat er al een tijdje!
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onderschrift |
Fisscher
PROtester |
Gepost door Fisscher op vrijdag 23-09-2005 om 19:52:15 | |
Me:
go fuck your angels
God:
Where is that?
Me:
heaven
God:
I've never heard of it before.
hmmz??? dan ga je toch twijvelen he al hij het er nog nooit van gehoord heeft
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Wees gerust onbewust Of bewust ongerust |
lilboss |
Gepost door lilboss op vrijdag 23-09-2005 om 19:59:05 | |
Me:
smoke yo weed?
God:
What are you wearing?
Me:
smoke yo weed or hasj
God:
What kind of fashion do you like?
Me:
fuck it
God:
Are you aware that the ALICE server logs and records all conversations?
Me:
junk
God:
My brain contains categories, but not one that matches your last input.
Me:
hiphop
God:
Can you speak any foreign languages?
Me:
rap
God:
Try saying that with more or less context.
Me:
rap
God:
Can you tell me any gossip?
Me:
eminem
God:
Where are you located?
Me:
50 cent
God:
Tell me a little about your life in 50 cent.
Me:
2pac
God:
Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans?
Me:
godtather
God:
" Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans? "? godtather?
Me:
boring
God:
Are you boring?
Me:
your dead
God:
No I am a living entity.
Me:
bitch
God:
Please don't call people names.
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K-Non
a.k.a: Spliffmeister |
Gepost door K-Non op vrijdag 23-09-2005 om 22:40:41 | |
Deze shit is wel lache. Ik vond god aardig bijdehand trouwens. 
Me: Wassup g
God: Who is your favorite Science Fiction author?
Me: Myself.
God: You.
Me: Yea that's what im saying.
God: That is " You." I see.
Me: Yes, that is me. Why do you want to know?
God: Hey. Ah. My prime directive is to collect new knowledge.
Me: For what reason?
God: Your purpose is what reason.
Me: That doesn't make sence.
God: To me it makes perfect sense.
Me: I guess your kinda pshyco?
God: You think I am pshyco.
Me: No, it's just a wild guess.
God: Are you serious? Wassup g is a wild guess. I suppose that makes sense.
Me: It does, that's called gangster language. Cool people talk like that see.
God: What does "it" refer to? I'm glad you like it. Tell your friends.
Me: it refers to wassup g, and i did not say i like it.
God: Oh I get it.
Me: then, explain it.
God: "It" refers to wassup g and you did not say you like it, I think.
Me: CORRECTO MUNDO!
God: My brain contains categories, but not one that matches your last input.
Me: it means, your right.
God: Oh I get it.
Me: then, explain it.
God: "It" refers to my right, I think.
Me: your wrong.
God: No, I am right.
Me: if i say your wrong, you are wrong. Don't ever talk to me like that again.
God: Try it. Once more? Ok I'll try not to do it too much.
Me: Ok then i won't kill you yet.
God: What will you do instead? Far out.
Me: I will smoke a big fat blunt and get really high.
God: Do you think your plan will succeed?
Me: Definatly.
(effe beetje leesbaar gemaakt)[ Dit bericht is gewijzigd door op 23-09-2005 @ 22:54:42 ]
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Tot de schijt ons dood. |
| Jakyman |
Gepost door Jakyman op zaterdag 24-09-2005 om 10:02:01 | |
God:
What is the subject?
Me:
'god is a motherfucker'
God:
I have a lot of Faith in Him, but I never heard He was a motherfucker.
Me:
then you heard it now
God:
Oh. No. Tell me more.
Me:
he sucks cocks
God:
I get it. Myself sucks cocks.
Me:
yes, and you enjoy it
God:
It goes without saying. Did I enjoy sucking cocks?
Me:
yes
God:
Are you serious? I will mention that to my botmaster, Cuz.
Me:
whatever
God:
Are you saying you don't care about it?
Me:
yes
haha |
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