Eppo schreef op 22-09-2008 @ 13:40
2 jongentjes zitten met kerst bij de boom
kadootjes uit te pakken
na het uiitpakken van alle kadootjes blijkt dat het ene jongetje een berg kadoos heeft
en de ander heeft een paar sokken en een boek gekregen
dus dat jongentje met veel kadoos zegt
Ha ik ben lekker paps en mams lieveling
waarop de ander antwoord Ja maar ik heb geen leukemie

dap schreef op 12-06-2002 @ 20:52
A woman goes into a pet shop, immediately spotting a large colourful parrot. The price tag is $50 .00. "Why so little, sir?," she asks.
The owner looks at her, says, "Look, Lady, I gotta tell ya - this bird used to live in a house of ill repute, so ta speak - and sometimes says some fairly vulga stuff."
The woman thinks about it, deciding she just has to have the bird anyway and takes it home, puts the bird cage in the living room waiting for it to say something.
The bird slowly looks around the room, then at her and says, "New house, new madam." The woman is just shocked at the implication but thinks, "Gee, that's not really so bad."
Her two teenage daughters return from school and the bird sees them come in and says, "New house, new madam, new girls." They are a just a little bit offended - then begin to laugh about the situation.
Moments later the woman's husband, Keith, comes home from work. The bird looks at him and says,
"Hi, Keith."

dap schreef op 06-07-2002 @ 14:11
A woman was shopping at her local supermarket, where she selected a quart of milk, a carton of eggs, juice, and a package of bacon. As she was unloading her items on the conveyer belt check out, a drunk standing behind her, watched as she placed her items in front of the cashier.
He said, "You must be single." The woman, a bit startled, but intrigued, looked at her four items on
the belt and, seeing nothing particularly unusual about her selections and said, "Well, y'know, that's right. But how in earth did you know that?"
The drunk said, "Cause you're extremely ugly!"

LijpePindaFront schreef op 10-03-2009 @ 22:13
Wat is een dode vlieg???









...een vloog mattiej